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The clone to have for poolside fun!Showering!Krycek:  Planning a little waterside fun?  This clone is wild when wet.  Take him to the pool, to the beach or even the shower!  He's guaranteed to be a good time.  Management is not responsible for any dry clean only items which may get wet when the clone has you join him in the water.
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What can I get for you?Waiter!Krycek:  (Gofer is such an ugly word.)  Need coffee, tea or some other type of refreshment?  Then this clone you're looking for.  With his ever present notepad he's guaranteed not to muck up your order.  Management is not responsible for any visitors becoming intoxicated (whether by intent or by mistake.)  nor is management responsible for any mishaps caused as a result of said inebriated state.
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How about a taste of life on the run?RoughIt!Krycek:  For the Krycek aficionado who appreciates facial hair I present RoughIt!Krycek.  This clone is constantly on the run with little time for luxuries like a daily shave.  These clones run the camping and rafting trips on the island.  Like any clone he can be deadly and he's always got his eyes and ears open.  Management is not responsible or any damage due to blackmail attempts made by the clones, so watch your back and keep your secrets to yourself.
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Do I LOOK intimidated?Medic!Krycek:  Feeling ill?  This clone has the cure for what ails you, but you'd better be nice to him otherwise he might drop your cure to the floor right before your very eyes.  (Or at least pretend to just to mess with your head!)  Note:  Attempting to beat what you want out of this clone is especially futile.  As you can see from the picture he'll merely wipe the blood away and go about his business.  Besides which you'll piss off the mistress, namely me.  Such Punk-ass Mulderesque behavior is not appreciated.
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Wanna make a call?Telephone Operator!Krycek:  Want to make a call off the island?  (Although not ideal real life occasionally butts in) This is the clone for you!  He'll put your call through efficiently and quickly.  Management is not responsible for any threats to made to employers or bill collectors, incorrect connections (whether the error was made mistakenly or deliberately) or any other mishaps caused because the clone decided to do what he wants.  Such is the risk when using a Krycek clone.
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Check out pages one, two, and four of the cast of clones.  Until further notice the clone catalogue at AWWN will be unavailable.