Top Ten of Fowley Death


Not necessarily live from my messy desk in my virtual lair:

The Top Ten Methods of Removing the Foul one from the earth not entailing murder by either Krycek, Mulder, Scully, or Skinner:

10.  Send her on a nice cruise on the seas off Norway

9.  Send her a bouquet of flowers containing bonus bees.

8.  Shove her into a deadly shadow.

7.  Take her for a walk in a New Jersey State park.

6.  Two words:  Volcanic Spores.

5.  Send her on a nice trip to the forest.

4.  Fry her alive!  (Kentucky Fried Wench!)

3.  Take her for a swim in the Newark sewer system.

2.  Set her up with Virgil Incanto

And the number one method of removing the Foul one from this earth is:

Send her to Eugene Victor Tooms' for dinner!


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