THEY'LL BE THERE (CALL THE ROAD ROVERS)
	By Dylan

Barkin', scrathin', frisbee-catchin'
Presidential pets.
(That's-----------) (Needle scratch~)
HUNTER: Hey! What's the big idea?
DYLAN: Come on, Hunter. Get with the times!
HUNTER: Excuse me?
JEFF: We'll show you what we mean. Hit it, Shag!
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JEFF: In these days you're findin' trouble everywhere.
	With villians running loose life's a real nightmare.
SPIRIT: But when there's something wrong, you know just who to call.
	To save the the people of the world once and for all.
RICKY: Don't be afraid, come on and stand your ground.
	You know they'll be there for you to turn this thing around.
ALETHIA: Six super canines will answer the plea.
	and keep this world peaceful for you and me.
ALL: Everyone, everywhere.
	They need true heroes to keep the peace aflare.
	Count on the Road Rovers to hoist up that light.
	Come on and join them, and feel like a Rover tonight.
	Call the Road Rovers, and they will be there.
	Rely on the Rovers, no matter where.
	Call the Road Rovers, yeah they will be there.
	They will be here for you, no matter when or where.
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COLLEEN: Jolly good job, you guys.
EXILE: That was pretty goodski!
RICKY: You guys ain't seen nothin' yet!
BLITZ: Oh ,jah? Let's just see....
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PENNY: We got some super-powered canosapiens.
	Does anyone know what rhymes with canosapien?
DERVISH: It really don't matter in this song we sing.
	Sit back, relax, because this is the real thing.
HUNTRESS: While they go after nutty General Parvo,
	I'd rather take a vacation in Key Largo.
DYLAN: Come on, get serious, we got a job to do.
	Let's introduce them one by one for you....KICK IT, RICKY!
RICKY: Hunter, the leader of the pack!
	So fast he'll race around the world and back!
	Colleen, she's Miss Finesse.
	She'll kung fu you around, no less.
	Exile, strong with iron will,
	Watch out or he'll give you "Siberian chill".
	Blitz, the Doberman, loves to annoy.
BLITZ: I'm so pretty!
EXILE: Don't be weird, boy!
RICKY: Shag is mighty with a cowardly look,
	But you better believe this Rover can cook!
	Muzzle's one strange-actin' pup.
	Unleash him and he'll Muzzle them up!
	That's the group of heroes six.
	Thank the Master for makin' the mix!
STAR: So just remember when you're in trouble,
	They all will be there on the double!
ALL: Everyone, everywhere.
	They need true heroes to keep the peace aflare.
	Count on the Road Rovers to hoist up that light.
	Come on and join them, and feel like a Rover tonight.
	Call the Road Rovers, and they will be there.
	Rely on the Rovers, no matter where.
	Call the Road Rovers, yeah they will be there.
	They will be here for you, no matter when or where.
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HUNTER: I'm actually impressed with you guys.
STAR: Thanks! I guess it's a younger generation thing.
SHAG: Rug reh rah raaah.
DYLAN: Glad you like it, Shag.
EXILE: Aren't you comrades forgetting yourselves?
JEFF: Aww man! I knew we forgot something!
DERVISH: We can always fix that.
SPIRIT: How's that?
ALETHIA: NEW ROVERS ROLL CALL!!!!!
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HUNTER: Spirit!
SPIRIT: I'm right here!
HUNTER: Ricky!
RICKY: Anyone got beer?
HUNTER: Alethia!
ALETHIA: That's my name!
HUNTER: Dervish!
DERVISH: I say the same!
HUNTER: Star!
STAR: I'm in the crowd!
HUNTER: Jeff!
JEFF: Geez! Not so loud!
HUNTER: Penny!
PENNY: You know, this is fun!
HUNTER: Dylan!
DYLAN: This party's just begun!
HUNTER: Huntress!
HUNTRESS: Isn't this song great?
HUNTER: Xander!
XANDER: Oh, look, it's after eight!
HUNTER: That should be everyone in the space.
	I think we better rock this place!
ALL: YEAH!
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DYLAN: Let's kick it up an octave. That's the fun.
	We're sendin' this out to everyone.
JEFF: So if there's trouble, just shout the name....
ALL: ROOOOOOOAAD ROVERS!!!!
(up an octave)
ALL: Everyone, everywhere.
	They need true heroes to keep the peace aflare.
	Count on the Road Rovers to hoist up that light.
	Come on and join them, and feel like a Rover tonight.
	Call the Road Rovers, and they will be there.
	Rely on the Rovers, no matter where.
	Call the Road Rovers, yeah they will be there.
	They will be here for you, no matter when or where.
SPIRIT: Call them and they'll be there for you!
EXILE: You betski!
ALETHIA: Just call and they'll be there for you!
COLLEEN: Of course we will!
HUNTRESS: Give a call and they'll be there for you.
BLITZ: You know I'm perfect.
STAR: You know that they'll be there for you!
SHAG: Rah reh rag rum!
DERVISH and RICKY: The Rovers'll be there. Yeah it's true!
(music plays more)
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HUNTER: I would not have predicted this!
COLLEEN: Face it, Huntey. The psychic friends network you're not.
EXILE: That was funski!
BLITZ: Jah, sure. Whatever.
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NOW IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ROAD.............
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAD ROVERS!
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JEFF: So whatcha think, Hunter?
HUNTER: Not bad...not bad...
SPIRIT: Oh forget it! 
	(the rest leave)
HUNTER: What? Was it something I said.............
	Yet another unexpected twist. Bummer.


1998 by P. Rinaldi. This is my creation, so you have to ask to use it, 
unless I know you. And no suing, anyone!!!!!