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What music? We have Music?"</div> <bR> <div> -"I forgot how to count."</div> <bR> <div> -"I found out I'm allergic to band."</div> <bR> <div> -"Why should I play the fight song? The football team can't fight."</div> <bR> <div> -"Because I can't talk and play at the same time."</div> <bR> <div> -"Because I'm making a list of the worst and weirdest reasons, so maybe I'll find a good one."</div> <bR> <div> By Brandy</div> <bR> <div> -"I lost my voice."</div> <bR> <div> By Heather</div> <bR> <div> -"I can't find the beginning of my music."</div> <bR> <div> By Diana</div> <bR> <div>  <embed src="HTMLobj-577/mood_quips.wav" autostart="true" hidden="true">  </div> </td> </tr></table></body>