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Worst and Weirdest Reasons to..

Worst and Weirdest Reasons to Give in Band so You Don't have to Play or March

-"My dog ate my music."

-"I accidentally through my music away with my math homework."

-"A flag girl hit me in the head and I now have amnesia."

-"My dog ate my instrument."

-"I was abducted by aliens and I gave them my instrument so they would let me go."

-"Music? What music? We have Music?"

-"I forgot how to count."

-"I found out I'm allergic to band."

-"Why should I play the fight song? The football team can't fight."

-"Because I can't talk and play at the same time."

-"Because I'm making a list of the worst and weirdest reasons, so maybe I'll find a good one."

By Brandy

-"I lost my voice."

By Heather

-"I can't find the beginning of my music."

By Diana