Minako's Wonderful Little Corner of Love, Justice, Child Labor, and Busta Rhymes
love and beauty shock!Venus Love and Beauty Shock! Welcome! My name is Minako! Codename: Sailor V, I'm really the fighter for love and justice, Sailorvenus! Of course, you probably knew that. It's another update of my little corner of love!

Chibiusa: We're back too!
Chibichibi: Chibi!

Minako: Yay! It's that time again!

Chibichibi: P... M... S? Chibi?

Minako: No.

amiChibiusa: Oh yes, now I remember. We're going to pair up Minako!
Chibichibi: Chibi!
Chibiusa: But since I don't know anything about love.. well.. I'm going to have a little help with me.
Chibichibi: Chibi?
Chibiusa: Ami?
Ami: Yes, that's right Chibiusa! www.lovecalculator.com!

Minako: WHAT?!

Chibiusa: Just relax Minako! Here let me show you. Let's see first.. you enter first and last names, blah blah blah...

Minako: I think I'll just wait patiently...

Chibiusa: Alright, let's try, "Aino Minako and Seiya Kou." Like this, Ami?
Ami: Yes Chibiusa.

starry-eyedMinako: SEIYA!

Chibiusa: 17%. I don't think you two should go on a date....
Chibichibi: Chibi...
Chibiusa: Alright, Aino Minako and Yaten Kou!

Minako: YATEN!

Chibiusa: 16%?! I thought you two had a little something going on there....

Minako: I thought I was compatible with anyone.

Chibiusa: Alright then, let's try... "Hino Rei.."

Rei and Minako: CHIBIUSA!

computerChibiusa: Just kidding! Err.. anyways you guys only got 16% again.

Minako: Hey how'd Rei get here? And where did she go?!

Chibiusa: Never mind her... let me try out more names... Taiki Kou? 93%?

Minako: TAIKI!

Chibiusa: Minako, his forehead is way too big for yours.

Minako: That's not fair!

chibiusa and computerChibiusa: Relax, we can find another match for you! I wonder how'd you do with Mamo-chan... hmm... 93% too huh?! WELL THAT'S TOO BAD BECAUSE HE'S NOT YOURS!
Chibichibi: Chibi...

Minako: Then find me a match.

--4 hours later--

Chibiusa: This is getting rather tedious and boring... hey Ami what's this folder?
Ami: Don't open those files Chibiusa! Those are my XXX hentai pix.
Chibiusa: What's that?
Ami: Uhm... they're nice pictures I collected.
Chibiusa: I think I'll just go and open one anyway... WOW Rei has a nice body!

--an hour later--

ami's xxx hentai pixChibiusa: Hey! I'm still looking at those pictures....

--two hours later--

Chibiusa: Anyways, I'm sorry Minako, but I've tried out all the guys' names from our anime, and I've decided no one is good for you.

Minako: MEANING?!

Chibiusa: We're going to have to try other anime.

Minako: Uhm...

Chibiusa: What's your next favorite anime? Evangelion? Slayers? Or perhaps Rurouni Kenshin... there are a LOT of cute guys in that anime ::giggles::

Minako: That's okay Chibiusa ^_^;; I guess I'll have to stay single right now...

There just has to be someone perfect for me... oh well, I'll be hopeful. As for the next update... tune in when I pair AMI up! Until then, I'm out ^_^

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