"C'mon over and bring the kids. -- God"

"We need to talk. -- God"

"Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -- God"

"Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -- God"

"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing...I meant it. -- God"

"I love you and you and you and you and you and....... -- God"

"Will the road you're on get you to my place? -- God"

"Follow me. -- God"

"Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -- God"

"My way is the highway. -- God"

"Need directions? -- God"

"You think it's hot here? -- God"

"Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -- God"

"Do you have any idea where you're going? -- God"

"Don't make me come down there. -- God"