Title:  Little One
Authors: Pamela and Michelle
Codes: drabble, TNG, Lwaxana
Authors notes:  Lwaxana is contemplating Deanna's recent breakup with Worf and has some advice for her daughter (this should be set to the tune of "Smelly Cat" from FRIENDS).  Please guys, this is just for fun.  No death threats.  I like Worf - really I do.
 

Little One, Little One
What were you thinking of?

Little One, Little One
When will you learn?

A Klingon will love like a targ
I warned you to keep on guard

With a name like Woof
Love soon goes poof

Little One, Little One
What were you thinking of?

Little One, Little One
When will you learn?

You were doomed from the start
Because he lacks an Imzadi's heart

Could not see you as a pair
Woof just has way too much hair

Little One, Little One
What were you thinking of?

Little One, Little One
When will you learn?

the end
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