Nappa And Vegeta's Saiyan Army Barracks ©
The Argument - Started - 2/9/2000
Firstly I'll answer yer question on what this section actually is, well it started when Nappa and me were writing the Bishónen section and kind of got into a little argument, which exploded into this huge stupid thing we have below. We moved most of it from the Bishónen section and decided to keep it as a sort of humour section, we'll probably keep adding to it every now and again. It contains bad language and crap like that so if yer offended by the language and content, well, I warned ya, so enjoy!
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
But otherwise, enjoy.
Nappa: Hmm... Well If you didn't know what a Bishónen was well... It's, I don't know, But most of them are anime.
Vegeta: Nappa, yer brain's too small, it's very simple. A Bishónen is a character (mainly anime ones) you can catch by answering a few questions about them. You can get them at Pocket-Bishónen.
Nappa: You have a small brain, you just can't tell with that big dodgy hair style
Vegeta: Yeah? Well remember who's alive and who's dead, Nappa...
Nappa: At least I never gave up the fight against Goku, Instead of joining him, you TRAITOR!
Vegeta: If you remember, Nappa, you did actually give up against Kakkarot, because I don't think you actually landed one punch against him
Nappa: Well at least I was Evil until I died, not become nice like you, and another thing, Bulma... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NAPPA!?!?!
Nappa: And whats with the yellow trousers and pink shirt, are you gay like Zarbon?
Vegeta: BULMA MADE ME WEAR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nappa: You should have killed her, I would've
Vegeta: I don't think somehow you'd be in the situation where Bulma was dating you Nappa
Nappa: I know, I wouldn't have let her get that far, I would eat her
Vegeta: Nappa, you're so weak even Bulma could beat you up
Nappa: Um...Vegeta...Bulma heard you, I think she's angry, just poke her and she might break in half like Posh Spice
Vegtea: SHUT IT NAPPA!
Nappa: Look out Bulma's coming...Hmmm...I do remember you saying how many times she changes from one shite hair style to another...Whoops, I think she heard me, RUN VEGETA!!!!!!!!!
Bulma: VEGETAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Vegeta: Ooh shit...
Nappa: She should have hair like me, it would save all yer problems
Vegeta: What problems would they be Nappa?
Nappa: Well if she didn't have hair, her hair style couldn't be bad, cos she wouldn't have one!!! (I told you your brain was small)
Vegeta: So you reckon a bald Bulma would look better then Bulma with hair? Right...
Nappa: No... I suppose it wouldn't, but then it might be easier for you to kill her...
Bulma: VEGETA!!!!! Your not planning to kill me are you? Cos that would make me very angry...FEEL THE WRATH OF AN ANGRY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Of course not dear, Nappa's just being a twat
Nappa: Your the twat for marrying her...You could kill Yamcha...Then she would hate you...
Vegeta: Yamcha!? He's not worth the effort, little weakling
Nappa: Your afraid of losing...even though he couldn't defeat a single Saibaman...that shows how weak you really are...
Vegeta: FINE! I'LL KILL THE LITTLE BASTARD THEN!! *zaps Yamcha who keels over and dies" THERE?! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?
Nappa: YES I am very happy ^_^ You killed Goku, not Yamcha, they all look alike, thanks anyway...
Vegeta: That was Kakkarot? You mean I KILLED KAKKAROT...I AM THE ULTIMATE SAIYA-JIN! KAKKAROT IS DEAD! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nappa: Hmmm...I killed Piccolo, who killed Goku, I AM STRONGER THAN GOKU!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Vegeta: Yeah right...whatever you say Nappa...
Nappa: Hmmm...How did Trunks get here...
Vegeta: Well Nappa when a man and a woman...
Nappa: You and Bulma...
Vegeta: Yes...what are you looking at me like that for?
Nappa: Like I said WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: What do you mean?
Nappa: Right thats it, I'm going to kill Bulma
Vegeta: OH NO YER NOT!!
Nappa: So you like Bulma...I quote again WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!
Vegeta: ...
Nappa: Speak up...
Vegeta: ...
Nappa: Oi! Ponce of Saiyans, I can't hear you!
Vegeta: WHAT?!!!! I AM THE PRINCE OF SAIYA-JINS!!!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY SAIYA-JIN POWER! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU BAAASSSTTTAARRDDD!
Nappa: Quite easily, you can't hurt me.
Vegeta: I've killed you TWICE ALREADY! FEEL LIKE DIEING AGAIN!!!
Nappa: Not unless they Make another Draginball Z/GT type series
Bulma: VEEEGGGEETAAAAA!!! DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE INFRONT OF TRUNKS AND BRA!!!
Nappa: LOL, stupid names, let me guess, Bulma said she'd kill you if you didn't want them names
Vegeta: SHUT UP NAPPA! You made Bra cry!
Nappa: Whats the next one called, Pant?
Vegeta: I'm not having any more kids Nappa!
Nappa: Finally, your gonna kill her
Vegeta: No...
Nappa: Torture?
Vegeta: No
Nappa: What then?
Vegeta: I don't know
Bulma: VEGETA!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AREN'T YOU SURE ABOUT!!!!!!!
Vegeta: eRM...Nothing Bulma...
Nappa: Is your father in-law called sock?
Vegeta: NO! He's called Dr Briefs actually, why?
Nappa: LOL
Bulma: HOW DARE YOU!!!
Vegeta: Yer in the shit now, Nappa
Nappa: I know!!! It's so obvious, It's a wig isn't it, and you keep on losing them, am I right?
Vegeta: What the HELL are you going on about?
Nappa: Bulma...
Vegeta: What is your obsession with talking about BULMA?!
Nappa: I'll tell you: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: At least I'm not a loner like you Nappa, at least I have a wife
Nappa: I suppose you could call it that, hey I'm not a loner, I've got Raditz & King Vegeta here
Vegeta: Kakkarot's brother and my father? But they're dead! A bunch of dead people are yer friends?!
Nappa: Better than BULMA & GOKU!!!
Vegeta: Goku is NOT my Friend Nappa
Nappa: Then why didn't you kill him, purposely I mean
Vegeta: I've tried so many times...
Bulma: VEGETA!!! DID YOU KILL GOKU?!?!?!
Vegeta: Erm...yes
Bulma: WHAT!? *SOB*
Nappa: LOL
Vegeta: It was an accident...I meant to kill Yamcha
Bulma:RAAAAAAA
Vegeta: oH Shit...Bulma's gone mad
Nappa: LOL
Bulma: *hits Vegeta over the head with a huge frying pan*
Nappa: Now would be a good time to spend time with Trunks & Goten...
Vegeta: Trunks and Goten?
Nappa: Yer stupidly named kid & Goku's little shit
Vegeta: Leave Trunks out of this Nappa, but I have to agree with the little shit remark
Nappa: I'm sorry, Trunks isn't a bad name, but Bra is...Did you look in the BHS catalogue instead of baby names?
Vegeta: Are you suggesting that I LOOK AT BRAS IN THE BHS CATALOGUE?!?!?!
Bulma: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!
...
Nappa: ^_^ It just gets better and better LOL
Vegeta: Nothing Bulma, Nappa was making stupid remarks
Nappa: Who's the big fat blue git along the big long snake thing, was he important?
Vegeta: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?!
Nappa: Erm..Some stupid git told me a really crap joke, so I killed him...
Vegeta: Kaio-Sama? You wish Nappa, I'm pretty sure that you'd've gone to Hell not Heaven
Nappa: I did, but I ate the red git there, so the blue one told me the way out...
Vegeta: Right Nappa...
Nappa: The red one was going on about the sacred fruit I stole, I ate them and I was still hungry, and he was annoying, he made lots of noise...
Vegeta: Nappa, I've gotta better things to do with my time then listen to you drivel on
Nappa: Thinking of renaming your daughter?
Veegeta:No
Nappa: Bulma, did she scare you...LOL
Vegeta: No...
Nappa: What then...
Vegeta: I don't know what you're talking about...
Nappa: Why did you let here name her that?
Vegeta: What would you've named her then?
Nappa: Quagmire
Vegeta: Quagmire?! What the FUCK!? I don't see Bulma naming our daughter Quagmire
Nappa: Better than Bra
Vegeta: Hmmm...I can see it now...Merry Xmas Love From Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks and Quagmire
Nappa: I know!!!!!!!! Master Roshi chose the names!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Master Roshi must've looked at the Bra section alot...everytime he opens the catalogue it automatically opens to that page
Bulma: WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT THAT PAGE!?!?!?!!??!!
Vegeta: i WASN'T! I opened the catalouge to look for some new shoes.
Nappa: Hmmm...Shoes, GREAT ONE VEGETA...
Bulma: WHAT DOES HE MEAN?!?!
Vegeta: He's talking about the Bra section in the BHS catalogue
Nappa: Tum Te Tum...Erm...I'm not Nappa, I'm Master Roshi, Glug I hope that worked...
Vegeta: Nappa, it's all so clear...the reason you were looking in the Bra section is because on weekends yer name is Charlotte
Nappa: I'm Master Roshi!!! Glug frothy water, oooohh woman
Vegeta: HANDS OFF MY WIFE NAPPA!
Nappa: Oi!!! Don't try to give her to me, you pile O' Shite
Vegeta: I'M Not GIVING her to you?!?! WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT!???!
Nappa: If you haven't noticed, I HATE BULMA!!!
I think that should do it...
Vegeta: Well why do you keep talking about her?
Nappa: Well, I quote yet again...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?
Vegeta: What?! She's lovely jubbly
Nappa: I wish I had that on tape...I could make millions, I'd be front page *EVIL Saiyan BASTARD who SLAUGHTERED million says LOVELY JUBLY* It would go worldwide... *EVILLE SAYANNE BASTIORD SAIS LOOVLEY JUBELLY!!* Do I dare say it in Spanish?
Vegeta: Calm yer self Nappa
Nappa: Good, cos I can't speak spanish. :D LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Vegeta: Careful Nappa, you might wet yerself
Nappa: I already have, I wet my *Insert your 3rd kids name here* ooh dear
Bulma: Ahhhh....Aren't you a sweety pies
Nappa: LOL
Vegeta: Uh?
Bulma: You Said I was Lovly Jubly
Nappa: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have got to buy a tape recorder...
Vegeta: So...Bulma? Yer looking at me strangly
Nappa: WHAT IS SHE THINKING??? I dread to think...
Vegeta: Bulma, stop...help...ARRRGGHHH she's KISSING ME!!
Nappa: Kill Yamcha...It's the only way you'll make it out alive...
Vegeta: Who says I want to get out...heh heh hehe
Nappa: You did, I quote "Bulma, stop...help...ARRRGGHHH she's KISSING ME!!" Need I quote more?
Vegeta: heh hehe heh...be with you in a sec Nappa
Nappa: Better be carfull, I think Master Roshi Heard You...
Master Roshi: Ooooh Woman...
Vegeta: FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!!!
Mastre Roshi: Hmmm... Frothy water not as good as woman...ooooooooooohhh woman...
Vegeta: ...
Nappa: Why don't you kill him, Raditz was twice as strong as him
Vegeta: I'm busy Nappa, you can kill him if you want though
Nappa: I think Master Roshi is busy with his camera as well...
Vegeta:WHAT?!
Master Roshi: Oooooohh zoom button...
Vegeta: Nappa!! KILL HIM!!
Nappa: *Puts a crate of beer coloured beer, not clear beer, master roshi then thinks 2000 beers is better than woman*
Master Roshi: *Drink beer*...*Funimation Paint it clear*...Clear beer not as good as woman, oooohh camera
Vegeta: RIGHT! THAT DOES IT!! I'm killing him RIGHT NOW!!!
*Funimation edit *kill* and change to "Take him fishing"
Nappa: Oh well, it almost worked, but Funimation buggered it up, they bugger everything up we should kill them all
*Funimation edit *kill* and change to "give them all £20 and free house"
Nappa: We should "Send them all to another dimension" (bloody funimation)
Vegeta: I'm confused
Nappa: Funimation edit everything, If you haven't noticed, like the gay Zarbon bit, and if someone gets hurt(Because thet never happens in DBZ)
Vegeta: Nappa...stop talking about FUNimations antics and pass me that bowl of kittens. WHAT?! I wanted to say grapes but kittens came out instead!
Nappa: Grapes? Don't you mean bottle caps? WHAT THE SPONGE IS GOING ON?
Vegeta: No I definatly meant grapes, HEY! where did Bulma go?
Nappa: Master Roshi's bleeding, I wonder why
Vegeta: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUUULLLMMMAAAAA!
Nappa: Whats the bastard done now?
Vegeta: Oh dear...
Nappa: We can only imagine what a Master Roshi filled with Beer Coloured beer seeing Bulma would do...
Vegeta: *Rips Master Roshi's head off* I'm pretty sure that should sort the problem. Besides isn't he like a million years old by now
*Funimation make Master Roshi's head say "Just wait until I grow a new one..."
Nappa: Hmm...Funny that...No Blood
Vegeta: FUNimation must think we're all idiots, not even Piccolo could regenerate a new head...
Nappa: Well..Aparently Tien Can...
Vegeta: Tien's not quite human though, seeing as he has three eyes
Nappa: I wonder where they got a SHOTGUN shaped pea shooter for the first episode...
Vegeta: IT'S NOT A PEA SHOOTER!!!! EVEN BRA KNOWS THAT!!!
Nappa: I know it's a shotgun...I was just saying, how stupid do FUNimation think we are?
Vegeta: ARRGGHHH...not back to FUNimation again! I think it was more fun when we talk about other stuff
Nappa: Anyway, where did Bulma go...
Vegeta: I don't know...BULMA!!!
Bulma: YES VEGGIE PIE?
Nappa: LOL
Vegeta: I guess she's wasn't killed by Master Roshi then...
Nappa: Right, thats it I'm buying a tape recorder right now. *Fly's to "Evacuated City"* Ahhh Woolworhts, it's well worth it. *Buys tape recorder from till person as lots of people watch* Hmm... I like this evacuated city.
BOOM!!!!!
Evacuated city blew up and everyone died, I mean everyone got away safely (Despite them all crowding round Nappa)
Vegeta: Nappa...? What if that tape recorder doesn't work...you can't take it back now
Nappa: Um...I'll go to Currys
Vegeta: Yeah, they're all as thick as shit in there
Nappa: I never said I was going to BUY from Currys, that would take forever...
Vegeta: Oh God, here we go...the story of when Nappa went to buy Power Stone for his Dreamcast...
Nappa: Well, there was 7 Copies of Power Stone for Dreamcast in Currys, so I picked one up, queued for ½ an hour, then waited for ten Minutes, then they said they don't have any. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Vegeta: That'll teach you to not buy it from Game...
Nappa: They didn't have any, don't you think I tried that?
vegeta: I was there, Nappa, you don't have to tell me again...
Nappa: Hmm...are you gonna burn that camera?
Vegeta: That would be a yes...No Trunks!! Give it back!!! Don't give it to Goten WAIT!!! COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHITES!!!
Bulma:WHAT?!?!?!
Nappa: Hmm...Do you calm down Bulma first, or kill Goten...
Vegeta: So little time to think...
Goten: I like homemade films, wonder what it's about, I'll press play...*Watches Film*
Vegtea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Goten: Trunks!!!!!!Come here, I found a film about yer Mum & Dad, I'm Confused...
Trunks: Cool...I like films...
Nappa: LOL
Vegeta: No Trunks!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: Daddy? What are you doing to mummy?
Nappa: Well Trunks, when a man and a woman...Shall I let you continue Vegeta?
Vegeta: ...oh shit
Goten: Lets watch it again, I normally understand them the second time...
Vegeta:NOOOOO!!!
Bulma:Vegeta!!!! Stop screaming!!!! You'll upset Bra!!!
Goten: Hmm.. Bra might understand, shes a bit smarter than us...or Pan or Gohan or Krillin or...
Vegeta:ARRRRGH!!
Nappa: Yes!!! Everyone must see!!!!!! LOL
Vegeta: Shut UP Nappa, that's enough TV for today...gimmie that tape and we'll...erm watch it tomorrow... honest, I promise I won't burn it...
Krillin: Hi Trunks, what tape did you not understand...I'll watch it and explain it for you...
Trunks: Thanks Krillin
Vegeta: NOOOOOOOO GIVE ME THAT TAPE YOU BALD WANKER!!!!
Nappa: Just blow up the VCR, it would save alot of time, and I can nick you a new one from Dixons...
Vegeta: How about I just blow up the tape! YAAAA!!! *shoots a little beam and the tape explodes* PHEW... thank God for that...
*Yamcha dies from toxic fumes from burning tape*
Vegeta: Two dead in one day...oh well...
Nappa: Don't you mean three...
Vegeta: Kakkarot...Yamcha...that makes two, can't you count?!
Nappa: What about Master Roshi...
Goten: My dads dead?
Vegeta: Oh yeah, I forgot you were still here...of course not Goten, he's...ermm...well...
Nappa: Goten, He's not dead, he dies in that movie Master Roshi made that Vegeta "Accidenataly" blew up, Goku's just gone on holiday from all that hard training, Right Vegeta?
Vegeta: YES.
Nappa: Now won't it be fun to collect all the dragonballs...
Vegeta: Why?
Nappa: Goten, why don't you run along and play with Trunks, away from us...
Trunks: OK
Nappa: Right Vegeta, you is gonna wish back Goku, you've killed him once now, that should do... Plus I like Goten
Vegeta: You LIKE Goten, are you...no I won't even ask
Nappa: Okay, I don't like Goten, but I said that just incase they were listening, what I really meant is, BULMA WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: WHAT!? Why?
Nappa: Well, I meant
CHICHI WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Oh...that's much worse...
ChiChi: Why will I kill you Vegeta?
Vegeta: ...
Nappa: Vegeta...In the film she willl...
Vegeta: What film?
Nappa: The one you accidentaly blew up...
Vegeta: OH YEAH! That film...*laughs nervously*he he hee?
ChiChi: Oh OK, as long as it's only a film, but as I kill you in it, I don't want Trunks, Pan, Goten or Bra watching it...
Vegeta: OK...
Nappa: Right, you better start finding them Dragonballs...
Vegeta: I can't be arsed
Nappa: Then you will feel the wrath of CHICHI !!!!!!!!
Vegeta: NOOO! Ah, I'll just kill her then...
Nappa: What about Goten... Oh, and before I forget, you probably should dispose of Goku's Carcass before anyone sees it...
Vegeta: Oh yeah...*sets fire to it, it burns suprisingly well*
Goten: A camp fire! COOL! I'll get some marshmellows..
Nappa: Gotens lucky... He gets to roast marshmellows over his own dead fathers carcass... Quick! it's almost burnt out, don't want to dissapoint Goten throw Master Roshi and Yamcha on it!
Vegeta: Whoops looks like I threw ChiChi on the fire too...oh well...
Goten: Hey! Where's my mum and dad?
*Due to Master Roshi's high intake of beer before he died, his carcass explodes.*
Bulma: Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes?
Bulma: Where are Goku and ChiChi?
Vegeta: Erm...on holiday
Nappa: So your camping with Goten while there away, right?
Vegeta: Er...yeah! That's right...
Trunks: Cool, camping, can I come?
Vegeta: Yeah...
Bulma: Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes?
Bulma: Goku and ChiChi aren't really on holiday are they?
Vegeta: Erm..yes dear, of course they are...what makes you say that?
Bulma: I saw you throw them on the fire...
Vegeta: OOOHHHH!! THAT ChiChi and Goku...
Nappa: They were dolls you made to honour them, but they didn't look right, so you put them on the fire, right?
Vegeta: Thanks Nappa, that's really believable...
Nappa: Hmm... Vegeta, don't you have to go to the other side of the planet now?
Vegeta: .............no.
Nappa: I think you do...
Vegeta:.............no....maybe YOU do...
Nappa: ?
Goten: Vegeta?
Vegeta: What?
Goten: Why did you kill mum and dad? *Starts crying*
Vegeta: Erm...well...
Nappa: I'll be going for a while now, see ya...
Vegeta: It's okay, Goten. Nappa will be yer new adoptive father, WON'T YOU NAPPA.
Nappa: Cool, little punks lookin up to me
Goten: But he scares me, Vegeta...can I live with you?
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Nappa: Hi Goku
Vegeta: K......A.......K......K.......A.......R......O....T...?
Goku: Hi Vegeta, I don't know what killed me, Must have been some disease
Goten: It wasn't dad it was...muffle muffle...
Vegeta: Shut it, Goten.. Erm YES that's what it was Kakkarot...
Goku: Must be contaigus, ChiChi, Yamcha and Master Roshi died too...
Vegeta: Heh heh HEH HEH HEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! IT WAS ME!!! I KILLED THEM ALLL!!!! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL SAIYA-JIN EVER!!!! BWA HA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Nappa: You didn't kill Yamcha...
Vegeta: Hmmm...I guess not, but I caused his death
Goku: Thinking of wishing us back soon?
Vegeta: NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Goku: Oh, well then you'll have to take care of Goten, oh, and can I talk to Bulma
Vegeta: Okay..BULMA!! KAKKAROT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!
Bulma: Yes diddums
Vegeta: Erm...okay then
Nappa: I knew this tape player would be helpful, remind me to blackmail you later...
Vegeta: Remind me to KILL you later...
Nappa: Too late, I'm already dead
Bulma: What do you want, Goku?
Goku: Well, me ChiChi and Yamcha...well...we're kind of a bit dead now and were wondering if you could get the dragonballs and wish us back because Vegeta wouldn't.
Bulma:VEGETA!!!!!!
IS THAT TRUE?!?!?!
Vegeta: yes
Bulma:WHAT?!?!?!
Vegeta: Well...do we really need Kakkarot?
Bulma: YES!!!! Unless you want to look after Goten and explain to Gohan, and he can get quite angry when people die, then more people usaully die
Vegeta: Gohan? Ha! That little punk doesn't scare me! I'll take him down!!!!
Nappa: Vegeta, your being a bit brave aren't you, before you wouldn't argue with Bulma, now yer taking on Gohan...
Gohan:RAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Whoops...
*Gohan kicks Vegeta in the head and it goes flying off*
Nappa: That was unexpected...
Bulma: Vegeta...? Vegeta..? VEGETAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????
Trunks: Dad?
Gohan: Sorry, I got a bit carried away, whoops... I'll wish him back later, after Goku and all the others.
Goten: Do you have to?
Trunks: GOTEN!!!
Goten: Sorry, but he did kill my father
Trunks: And mother
Goten: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan: Stop it Goten...
Nappa: Hi Vegeta
Vegeta: EEEEEEEHHHHHHH!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
OKAY GOHAN!!! YOU WANNA FIGHT I'LL TEAR YER FUCKIN HEAD OFF WITH MY OWN BARE TEETH!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nappa: Vegeta... I think the fight has already ended, as your dead and all...
Trunks: Nope, I wished him back...I think you angered my dad Gohan...
Bulma:VEGETA!!!!!!
Vegeta: RAAAAA...Uh? What?
Bulma: Your not planning on hurting him, are you Veggie wedgie?
Vegeta: Well...RAAAAAAAAAAAA *punches Gohan in the stomach making him cough up blood*...yes
Bulma:RAAAAAAA
*Slaps Vegeta*
Vegeta: Grrr...alright! I'll only hurt him once more
Bulma:RAAAAAAA
*Slaps Vegeta 8 times*
Vegeta: *elbows Gohan in the head anyways* That'll teach you to hurt me!!!
Bulma:RAAAAAAA
*Kicks Vegeta 239 times*
Vegeta: *spits all the blood in his mouth onto Gohan's head* I'm done now, kid. Just remember who's the strongest
Gohan:RAAAAAAA
I AM STRONGER
*Kicks Vegeta's head off again*
Trunks: NOOOOOO!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Trunks goes SSJ and kills Gohan*
*Goten goes SSJ and kills Trunks*
*Bra goes SSJ and kills Goten*
*Pan goes SSJ and kills Bra*
Bulma: Well, I was going to say you should calm down, but it's a bit late now, KRILLIN!!!!!!!!!
Krillin: Yes, ARRRRRRRRR you killed them all
Bulma: No I didn't you wanker! It's a long story but basically Vegeta, Goku, Yamcha, ChiChi, Master Roshi, Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Bra are dead. *Bulma shoots Pan* and Pan is too.
Krillin: Why did you do that?
Bulma: She killed Bra...anyway Krillin what I need you to do is...HEY!
Krillin: Is that NAPPA?!?!?!?
Nappa: Hello Krillin, nice hair style
Krillin: Er...yeah. ? You need Dragonballs right, Bulma?
Nappa: Yeah, that would be nice
Krillin: ? Bulma, is he good or bad?
Bulma: Erm...I'm not sure
Nappa: I'm a good little boy
Krillin: Okay then....I'll believe you..Hey! It's Piccolo!
Dope Homie Piccolo: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH It's Nappa! SPECIAL....BEAM...CANNON...FIREEEEE!!! *Nappa is killed*
Krillin: Why'd you do that?
Dope Homie Piccolo: He's evil... isn't he?
Krillin: No
Dope Homie Piccolo:Oh.... well you should have told me when I asked you
Krillin: You didn't ask me
Dope Homie Piccolo: Oi!!!! Don't try and blame me, it's your fault he's dead
Krilin: Shut It PICCOLO!! ARRGGHHHH!!!
Dope Homie Piccolo:ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
Bulma: What do you Think YOU TWO are doing?! You weren't going to FIGHT were you?
Dope Homie Piccolo: no
Bulma:WERE YOU?
Dope Homie Piccolo: yes
Bulma: Did you just LIE TO ME, Piccolo?
Dope Homie Piccolo: yes...I'm very sorry Bulma, please don't kill me...
Krillin: I think all those years of living with Vegeta have made her scarier...
Bulma:SUMMON THE DAMN DRAGON AND MAKE THE WISH!!!
Krillin: What wish?
Bulma: To bring Vegeta and the others back to life!!!
Krillin: Oh, Alright then,
I WISH EVERYONE WHO DIED HERE TODAY BE BROUGHT BACK TO THIS PHYSICAL PLAIN!
Bulma: WAIT!!!
Vegeta: I'm BACK!!!! BWA HAHAHAHAHAAA NOW WHERE'S GOHAN? I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!
Nappa: ^_^ Thanks Krillin for wishing me back! See ya *Flies off*
Krillin: Whoops, I forgot he died here today, oh well, he said he was a good little boy now
Vegeta: So, Nappa...how come you never got married?
Nappa: Cos I don't want to be limited in anything I do
Vegeta: What's that meant to mean?
Nappa: Well, you is married, and Bulma makes you do stuff, like gay clothes and stuff
Vegeta: Okay, but fashion aside...is it because no one likes you?
Nappa: People like me
Vegeta: Then why don't you have any friends?
Nappa: I do
Vegeta: Like who?
Nappa: You, Raditz, King Vegeta...
Vegeta: Nappa, I hate to break it to you but Raditz and my dad are dead...
Nappa: Vegeta, I hate to break it to you, but your "Friends" are Goku, Gohan, Piccolo etc. and BULMA, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Vegeta: Like I said earlier...I HATE KAKKAROT!! And I tried to kill his son lots of times...I don't think that counts as a friend some how...
Nappa: So who are all your thousands of friends you have then?
Vegeta: Erm..........bulma....
Nappa: Wow, one friend
Vegeta: One more than you, Nappa
Nappa: Don't you mean less?
Trunks: *Trunks goes into Master Roshi's cupboard and finds his secret nudie stash* Hey what's this guys?
Vegeta: But Nappa, you see I have a family...you don't
Nappa: I suppose Trunks is a good kid, don't really know Bra, Master Roshi talks about her alot though, Bulma's just annoying...
Vegeta: MASTER ROSHI SAYS WHAT?!?!?
Nappa: He talks about Bra's alot
Goten: Cool, I like pictures
Vegeta: Bugger off Goten...
Trunks: Who's this in the photograph of the girl who forgot to put on clothes?
Vegeta: What are you guys reading?
Goten: Some of Master Roshi's comics
Vegeta: Oh dear...*burns mag*
Master Roshi: *Master Roshi sees his pile of porn burning and kills Vegeta*
Vegeta: I don't think so somehow...
Nappa: Maybe he's like Saiyans, when they get really angry or upset they go Super Saiyan, Maybe he went Super old git...
Vegeta: I think that's only Gohan who goes mad when he's upset...but Super Old Git? No I can't see that happening
Master Roshi: *Master Roshi spurts blood all over Vegeta*
Vegeta: WHAT?! ERRRR!! *Wipes the blood off his face* Right that does it. *Throws Master Roshi onto a busy motorway*
Master Roshi: Oooh woman
Vegeta: Surly those cars should be killing him by now...
Goten: It's alright, I found some more comics under his bed
Vegeta: WHAT?! How much porn can one man hide in his room? *burns the porn and Master Roshi's entire house*
Goten: *Goten burns alive in the flaming house*
Nappa: Oh well, never mind...
Vegeta: I didn't like him anyways
Bulma: I'm going down the pub
Vegeta: Oh, okay then...?
Bulma: Maybe Master Roshi wants some frothy water...
vegeta: No....I should think he wants an ambulence now seeing as he's been run over multiple times
Bulma: Oh, I'll take him down the pub aswell to cheer him up
vegeta: Bulma...he's dead
Bulma: Do not underestimate the power of BEER!!!!!!
Vegeta: But he's very dead...he was RUN OVER, Beer cannot revive him, Bulma
Nappa: This old git's life was beer, maybe it CAN revive him, anyway it'll be funny watching Bulma drag a carcass down the pub...
Vegeta: But you can't even make out where his face is...he's just a big red smear on the motorway
Bulna: A carcass beer can do, a smear beer can not...
Vegeta: Are you still going down the pub then?
Bulma: Pub GOOD
Vegeta: Bulma...have you been drinking?
Bulma: NOOOOOOOIB, BUUT i well b ahahahha
Vegeta: WHAT?!
Bulma: Pub good, sell beer
Vegeta: Hmmm...okay then
Bulma: mmmmm.... pub
Vegeta: How do you expect to get there then?
Bulma: I will fly on my dead grandmothers carcass...
Vegeta: *Whacks Bulma over the head with a frying pan*
Bulma: mmm.... frying pan
Vegeta: Nappa...a little help...my wife's gone mad
Nappa: Erm... BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bulma: arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! A flying cabbage!!!! *Bulma passes out*
Nappa: It sort of worked...
Vegeta: Not what I had in mind...but it'll do.
Nappa: Wonder how Gohan's getting on, is he suffering?
Vegeta: What?
Nappa: Last time I saw you you were trying to kill him
Vegeta: Oh yeah, I think his wife wanted him home
Nappa: Who's that then?
Vegeta: Videl, they have a kid too, Pan
Nappa: Frying Pan?
Vegeta: You see, every saiya-jin who's old enough has a wife...apart from YOU
Nappa: Yeah, but I was Captain of the Saiyan Army, then I went round with you, then I was dead for a long time. I don't really meet that many people, who I don't kill I mean...
Vegeta: I was dead once as well, but I managed to find a wife
Nappa: You were only wished back cos you made friends with Goku
Vegeta: So...I was wished back wasn't I, that's what matters
Nappa: So you finally admit it
Vegeta: Before you even say it....I am NOT friends with KAKKAROT!
Nappa: Did Goten get to roast Marshmellows on Goku's flaming carcass?
Vegeta: I'm pretty sure he did, why?
Nappa: Just wondering
Vegeta: Hey, Nappa...there's Lunch over there...
Nappa: Whos that?
Vegeta: One of Kakkarot's little friends
Nappa: Oh
Vegeta: She's carring a shot gun
Nappa: Sure it's not a pea shooter in disguise?
Vegeta: nope
Napap: Oh
Vegeta: I think she must've sneezed
Nappa: ?
Vegeta: LOOK! Bulma's waking up!
Bullma: BLEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Bulma vomits on Vegeta*
Nappa: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vegeta: Great, first Master Roshi bleeds on me, now Bulma's been sick on me...
Nappa: Thats alot of sick for a woman...
Vegeta: *Vegeta flicks vomit in Nappa's eye*
Nappa: YOU BASTARD!!!!! *Grabs a hand full of vomit chuncks and rams them down Vegeta's throat*
Vegeta: *vomits*right...that does it*Grabs all the vomit and blood and covers Nappa with it until he is a Saiya-jin vomit man, also rams it down his throat* BWA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Nappa: Due to Nappa's Very big size 800 tons of vomit come gushing out of his mouth and almost drowns Vegeta and a tidal wave of vomit floods Master Roshi's Island killing Gohan
Ooops...
Vegeta: *Vegeta manages to grab Bra and Trunks outof the vomit ocean* Where's Bulma? BULMAAAAA?!
Bulma: Laa deee daaaa I'm swiming in the ocean, isn't it warm today?
Nappa: I think she's still drunk
Vegeta: Oh shit...*flies down and grabs Bulma out of the vomit, is now carrying entire family on his shoulders*
Lunch: ARRRRRRRRR someone help me!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Lunch is still in the vomit ocean!
Nappa: Oh, I suppose I should get her
*Grabs Lunch*
Lunch: Thanks Nappa, I love you
Nappa: ?
Vegeta: Have you found yerself a wife Nappa?
Nappa: Erm... I might of, I'm not sure... Are you my wife?
Lunch: Okay then, I love you Nappy head
Vegeta: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nappa: The answer to yer kwestion is yes
Lunch: Bulma!!! I'm getting married to Nappa
Bulma: *burp*
Nappa: Vegeta I'm getting married
Vegeta: Guted
Nappa: Could be worse, I could be getting married to Bulma...
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
Lunch: When can we get married Nappa?
Nappa: Erm, ask vegeta
Vegeta: How about when all this vomit is gone
Lunch: No, the vomit must be here, it symbolises when we first met, Nappa, whenever someone vomits, I'll suck it up and think of you!
Nappa: OK, just promise you wont suck it up though
Lunch: Anything for you, Almighty Nappa
Bulma: WHAT?! Where's all the vomit going?
Nappa: Oh, we have to get married now
Vegeta: Who's the best man, and all the little bridemaids and things?
Nappa: You best man, Trunks can be a bridesmaid, cos he cross-dresses, and that should do
Bra: *sniff* what about me...?
Nappa: Sorry, I didn't think you would want to be a bridesmaid in all this vomit, but you can if you want
Bra: Okay but only if Pan can come too
Nappa: K
Vegeta: Nappa, how do you expect to get married in all this vomit?
Nappa: Well have a flying marriage
Vegeta: But that means I have to carry Bulma, Bra and Trunks and their getting heavier by the minute...
Nappa: *Nappa flys off, he then returns with a mountain for Vegeta's family to sit on*
vegeta: Cheers Nappa
Bulma: What? What's going on? Where are we? My head hurts...
Nappa: Hmm... wheres a bloke who can marry us...
Zarbon: *Zarbon flies in* After my death I became a vicar so I can marry you!
Lunch: But I'M marrying Nappa!
Nappa: Whos this stupid woman?
Vegeta: That's one of Frieza's old helpers, I killed him years ago
Nappa: I know, I met him on Frieza's ship, he seemed gay to me
Lunch: Nappa! I want to get MARRIED NOW!
Zarbon: I pronounce you Saiyan and wife
Lunch: Blimy that was quick
Bulma: I'm so happy!
Zarbon: Are you kwestioning my intelligence?
Lunch: no
Zarbon: Good, know wheres a gay club?
Vegeta: Why are you looking at me?
Nappa: *Nappa throws the boukay, and Pan catches it*
Bulma: Nappa, you look wonderful in that gown
Pan: Cool I'm gonna marry.............Trunks!
Trunks: No you bloody well aren't
Zarbon: I pronounce you Saiyan and Saiyan
Pan: Wow, were married
Trunks:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't want to marry Pan...I wanted to marry someone else
Nappa: They grow up so fast
vegeta: Nappa. where's yer honey moon?
Nappa: Planet Namek
Zarbon: You want to marry someone else, how about me?
Trunks: No, that's okay, I'll be fine
Nappa: Where's your honeymoon Pan?
Pan: I don't know
trunks: I want a divorce!
Bulma: Planet Namek...I remember when Vegeta killed Zarbon there....I also remember he threatened to kill me...
Nappa: So romantic
Vegeta: Quiet you...bugger off and go on your honey moon
Nappa: Oh dear, the tides coming in, HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!! We better go.
*Nappa fliesoff carrying Lunch*
Bulma: Vegeta?
Vegeta: What?
Bulma: Wheres Gohan?
Vegeta: He drowned in the vomit
Bulma: oh, I'm going down the pub then
Vegeta: oh no yer not!
Bulma: oh, I'm not going down the pub then, we could have a second honeymoon.
I WANT A SECOND HONEYMOON
Vegeta: We can't
Bulma: Why not, my pie of veggie
Vegeta: erm.....becuase who would look after Trunks and Bra?
Bulma: Trunks will be alright, he's got Pan to look after him
Vegeta: what about Bra?
Bulma: She can go camping with Goku
Vegeta:Oh......okay then...................where'd you want to go?
Bulma: Planet Namek
Vegeta: Planet Namek sucks
Bulma: I want to go to planet Namek, Lunch gets to go there, why cant I?
Vegeta: Because it was my death place
Bulma: But it's so romantic, and you can show me where your rotting carcass is
Vegeta: NO!
Bulma: Well, where do you want to go then?
Vegeta: Hmm....I'd like to go...............to...............Planet Vegeta....but Frieza blew it up....
Bulma: We could go to one of planet Vegeta's moons
Vegeta: Oh okay then....*flies to the moon, Vegeta suddenly feels strange...*
Nappa: And this I think is where Vegeta Died...
Lunch: Ooh...your so clever Nappa...
Nappa: And if you look to your right you will see the place where Goku fought Frieza....
Lunch: WOW! Nappa, you know everything!
Nappa: I wonder if Frieza's ship is still here...
Lunch: Why? Is that the hotel?
Nappa: Erm.... Yes it is, i hope
Lunch: cool
Nappa: Here it is, I'm gonna go and change
*Nappa takes off his bridal gown and puts on some new Saiyan Armour*
Lunch: Nappa! Look at all the dead people in here! Who killed them?
Nappa: Oh them... their projections, close your eyes and I'll turn the projector off *Nappa flies around the ship and throews all the carcasses out the window* You can look now...
Lunch: Ooh gubbins
Nappa: Nappa sets fire to a chair
Lunch: Can you hear that screaming? It sounds like Bulma!
Nappa: No, it's probably my stomach, I need to be de-wormed again...
Lunch: de-..............wormed?
Nappa: Oh, nothing, hey, I hear screaming, it sounds like Bulma...
Vegeta: *Vegeta forgot that he would transform*
Nappa: Hey, it's Vegeta, why he turned all big?
Bulma: AAARRGH!
Vegeta: It's okay I'm back to normal...
Nappa: I'll save you... *Nappa blows up the moon*
Lunch: Nappa look! our first child!
Nappa: Lets call it Quagmire!
Vegeta: What kind of mutant baby is that? It's all bald with a moustache but it's a girl?!
Nappa: Most babys are bald
Vegeta: Quagmire?! That name is familiar
Lunch: And here's our second child...baby Hwanita!
Vegeta: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwanita
Hwanita: HWAAAAAA
Bulma: Look Vegeta, it's our third child, lets call it sock
Vegeta: WHAT!?!??!?!?!
Nappa: I win, I told you your third child was gonna be called sock, you owe me £30
Vegeta: But...but...a THIRD child?!......Hang on I'm not giving you 30 quid! We never made a bet!
Nappa: No, we didn't, but we made a deal, completely different...
Vegeta: WHAT?! No we didn't stop talking out of yer arse!
Nappa: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwanita
Vegeta: I'm bored, let's go back to Earth
Nappa: K, Lunch, Quagmire, HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwanita! were goin home.
Bulma: Vegeta, go tell Trunks we're home
Vegeta: Okay...erm Trunks...what are all these posters of Kakkarot doing on yer wall. And why have you written Trunks loves Goku all over them...And why are you doodleing lots of naked Goku's everywhere!?!
Nappa: Could be worse.... could say Trunks loves Bra...
Vegeta: Hmmm.. I guess so but of all the ppl you choose Kakkarot?! WHY!?
Trunks:I LOVE GOKU!!!!!!!
Vegeta:NOOOOOO!
Nappa:HAHAHAHA
Vegeta: WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?
Nappa:Bulma!
Vegeta: You think Bulma is the reason why Trunks is in love with Kakkarot?
Nappa: No, thats where you went wrong
Should be... Where did Trunks go wrong?
Vegeta: ok...
where did trunks go wrong!?
Nappa:Thats better
Trunks: But I LOVE goku dad...
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