///// April 20, 2001 - 2:22pm/////

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No more puking for me. I`ve conquered the beast or at least hung on until it got bored.


It`s almost 2:30pm and the only thing on my mind is a quickly approaching camping trip. We`re
leaving here at around 6pm and should start setting up camp at around 7 just before losing day-
light. It`s supposed to rain tomorrow. Yes, I`m the genius who planned camping trip in the rainiest
month of the year. Hey, I figure it rained so much last month, we should be safe. NOT! To add to
all the aggravation, it`s windy as f*ck right now and we`re camping atop a cliff along the shore
in San Onofre. For those who don`t know, San Onofre is a beach campground about an hour north
of San Diego next to a nuclear reactor composed to two dome shaped structures with nipples at
the top. It`s notoriously monikered, the "tits."


I`ll let you know Monday if I come back with an extra tit, a tail, or a third lip. If I`m lucky I`ll find
and adopt a pet troutgull (read: Seagull and trout mutant).