Clown 1: "My Dad is Bigger than your dad."

Clown 2: "My Father's bigger than the universe."

Clown 1 "My dad's rich."

Clown 2: "My Father owns the cattle on a thousand hills."

Clown 1: "At my dad's work, he has 30 people who have to answer to him."

Clown 2: "The winds and the waves obey my Father."

Clown 1; "My dad can beat up the meanest, toughest guy around."

Clown 2: "My Father has the power to turn your fathers life around."

Clown 1: "My dad buys me the neatest gifts."

Clown 2: "With my Father, I have need of nothing."

Clown 1: "My dad spends so much time with me when it's possible."

Clown 2: My Father never leaves me."

Clown 1: Never?"

clown 2: "Never!"

Clown 1: "All right, you win, I can't top that one. "

Clown 2: "No, we both win."

Clonw 1: "How do you figure?

Clown 2: "Well, that's the best thing about my Heavenly Father, He can be your Father, too!!!"