- Talking Machine Clown (robot type)
- Sucker Clown, silent expressive type
- Container on clown to put money in.
(I made one out of a cardboard box like this:) - Big Coins (I used some metal Pogs I found at Goodwill)
S Clown comes out and sees machine. Looks machine up and down, side to side, frount to back
then sees sign on box and Puts in money
TM Clown:(Head snaps up) "Hi! I'm your friendly Talking machine.
I am here to help you.
Would you like to know how I can help you?"
(runs down, bows head)
S Clown nudges TM Clown gently, shakes head and adds more money.
TM Clown: (Head snaps up) "Hi! I'm your friendly Talking machine.
I am here to help you.
Would you like to know how I can help you?
You are sad and lonely!
Would you like to know how not to be sad and lonely?"
(runs down, bows head)
S. Clown: Nudges TM Clown a little harder, searches all over for the "on" button,
then deposits more money.
TM Clown: (Head snaps up) "Hi! I'm your friendly Talking machine.
I am here to help you.
Would you like to know how I can help you?
You are sad and lonely!
Would you like to know how not to be sad and lonely?"
You need a friend.
Would you like to know how to get a friend?
(runs down, bows head)
S Clown is getting really frustrated, shoves TM clown hard, hits several times. then puts in more money.
TM Clown: (Head snaps up) "Hi! I'm your friendly Talking machine.
I am here to help you.
Would you like to know how I can help you?
You are sad and lonely!
Would you like to know how not to be sad and lonely?"
You need a friend.
Would you like to know how to get a friend?
You give them lots of money.................(looks right at Sucker Clown) FRIEND!
(Blow Off)
This is a great part for the Sucker Clown, Who can really ham up their part,
nodding, smiling, be expressive!