This is Oomphoophoo... isn't she beautiful... enchanting...
alluring.. stinking somewhat of monkeysweat? She is all of these
things, and yet more... visit her exhibits of strangeness and horror below..
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of stupidity, incontinence, impotence, psycosis, thirst, triskedekaphobia,
or the clap occurring while on this site.
Well ladies and germs, Oomphoophoo-a-maniacs
of all ages, I know I promised a dorkiest people with homepages section
but it occured to the beautiful one that she might get her hefty carcass
sued for ridiculing those who deserve it. Curse the litigation-society!
Anyway, I have decided to barrage you people with my own rantings about
things that make me mad, things that make me laugh, and things that make
my bowels move. I know you don't want to hear it, so don't click on the
link (stupid hairless monkeys).
Addendum: This will no longer be called "Rant of the Week" due to the fact
that I seem to do this whenever the hell I feel like it, so it will now be
called, "Rant of the Whenever-I-Feel-Like-It" If you want to be notified
when a new one comes out, send your e-mail ddress the the address below,
and you might get lucky. You know you want it.. say it... SAY IT.
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This is how many suckers got conned into coming here
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