If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne
cork than by a poisonous spider?
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left handed.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank
#1 for animal having the most taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves
to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Starfishes haven't got brains.
After reading all these, all I can say is....Damn Pigs.
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1. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
-- Conception.
2. Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex.
What is it?
-- Skinny dipping.
3. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
-- No theme song/music.
4. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
-- Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
5. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
-- Obsession
6. More women do this in the bathroom than men.
-- Wash their hands. Women ~ 80% Men ~ 55%
7. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
-- Gain weight.
8. In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite
smell.
-- Banana
9. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"?
-- One thousand
10. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
-- All invented by women.
11. Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
-- Change their underwear.
12. This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem
to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
-- A kiss
13. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
-- Honey
14. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
-- Father's Day
15. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
-- He was allergic to carrots.
16. 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
-- Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
17. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
-- Wear underwear.
18. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21%
hydrogen and 9% dioxide?
-- The result of passing "wind," shall we say...
19. About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
-- Flush the toilet.
20. What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on
every episode of "Seinfeld"?
-- Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
21. 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
-- Cheating on their wives.
