Shattered and Dirty
Everyone has the days
When nothing goes the way you want it to
I'm broke, tired,
shattered and dirty
But I'm still here.
My foot lives in my mouth
My brain lives in a jar
I can't get ahold of my mother
She's probably sitting in a bar.
My best guy friend is a jerk
My shirt feels much too small
All he talks about is yeast infections
And my ex-roommate who now lives down the hall.
Yeah I'm broke, tired, shattered and dirty
But I'm still here.
I took a long hot shower
But still I feel so gross
My hair doesn't like to cooperate
So please don't come too close
I'm broke
I'm tired
Shattered and dirty
But hell,
I'm still here.