QUOTES Cont.
(Ryco) It just kinda sucks when you have ideas for characters but no use for them since youc an't write (Ryco) "I made Bob..he's a super hero." "So? whats his story?" "..... .. he's a super hero!"
(Cyclonus) lol. "I recommend you give me your lunch money, before I go down, down-forward, forward punch."
(Ryco) stupid as in "You guy's escape, I'll take on this horde of level 50 Orcs!" "Dude your level 1" "JUST GO!"
(Cody) "There are 206 bones in your body, Want another one? ;)"
* Lummy draws someone (Zeke) oooh, ooh, do me! (Lummy) o.o (Zeke) as in draw me (Lummy) What else would you mean? o.o * Lucas recovers from the initial shock that comes with the fact that at first he thought Zeke was referring to his Sodomy references.. * Lung-Hai looks at zeke... um... *cough* (Lummy) I made Zeke the center of attention :D
(Gelgy) What's with those stupid Herbal Essenses ads?... (Devil) dunno (Devil) I don't get them here ;P (Enker) people who get sexual pleasure from shampoo (Enker) that means that something in it's probably toxic (Gelgy) "She's got the /urge/" (Enker) the urge to fuck with a shampoo bottle!
(Lowellius) We'll never make it in time!!! (Nytetrayn) You haven't seen how Mags drives!!! (Magnus) THE ENTIRE ROAD IS MY WHORE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! --RFWF Roadtrip
(Boomer) i had a character that made a house out of brickes of c4. he put the detonator as the doorbell. after he was done, he when to a far off hill and ordered a pizza...
(Loki) Ehh, well... I wouldn't say that. Supposedly if you squeeze a guy's testicles for 30 seconds or some odd time like that, he'll black out. I doubt the same would happen if someone grabbed my breast for that long. (Lung-Hai) *l* if someone grabbed my tit for 30 seconds THEY'D black out from my punching them :P
(Loki) For some reason, this quote just popped into my head and made me laugh aloud: "Yeah, well I hope you can enjoy the victory with ONE FRIGGIN' EYE! *poink!*"
(TigerWolf) Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows
(Emerald) "All you need is love!" "A girl has got to eat!" "All you need is love!" "She'll end up on the street!" "All you need is loooove!"
"Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate. I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wright
(Lucas) Heh.. Such a good quote for my char... "I'm not a pacifist, Son. I just have better things to do with my time than pound my chest and throw leaves in the air."
* Lokibrat vows never to read a money's ass. (Timber) Good idea, Brat. Never read a money's ass. (Lokibrat) .. *L* Monkey. (Timber) Good idea, Brat. Never read a money's ass. * Lokibrat grabs a bill and looks for its ass. (Obsidian_Wolf) Just to be safe, don't read ANYTHING'S ass......
(Foxy) My brother deleted my stories....... and he didn't save them to a dick this time.... (Foxy) disk! (Foxy) ack! (Foxy) bad typo!
(Enker) Bondage sex! Bondage sex! Tie'em down and whip! Tie'em down and whip! Give'em a beating they'll never forget, they'll moan from the pain and so soon they'll get wet! Bondage sex! Bondage sex! (Enker) to the tune of "Three Blind Mice"
(Kia_Purity) Stop incri---wait, Yes, I do like Silver's beam saber! (Kia_Purity) I think I'll ask him if I can play with it when he's online... *goes away so no one can incriminate her*
*** Kia_Purity has joined #ryco's_castle *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Kia_Purity (Kia_Purity) NOW GIVE ME MY OPS, DAMNIT. :P (Kia_Purity) ... (Kia_Purity) o_O (Kia_Purity) I'm blind. :P
(Kia_Purity) I'll scream when I want to. * Kia_Purity almost typed "I'll screw when I want to."
(Dark_Wolf) rrrryco, wanna see my thingie? ^_^ (Dark_Wolf) man, that sounded bad (Ryco) DW: EWWWW. Save it for QP man.
A comment on my gallery from Sylver : "Ner, what's what I was gonna say, from the thumbnail | too..... ::gets 4ph33r3d::Wuit obsessing about my Nik! :PPP"
*** Ravenkind has joined #lothlorien (leafykitty) c'mere bitch.. you owe me money. (Sylver) leafy: that was bad to say when ravey came in LOL
(Kia_Purity) Can you image this? *walks in the bank* THIS IS A HOLD UP! *points the sailor moon wand at the bank tellers*
(Ryco) (brain) Quiet lackey, enough of your whining. You have watermelon to eat. (Ryco) Yes Master.
ZBobaFett7: jesus? Ryco: Yes my son? ZBobaFett7: ryco, you are jesus! Ryco: Jesus loves you. Now get me some pie.
(Iscariot) I hope there's no hentai x.o (Iscariot) that'd be HORRIBLE (Ryco) WOOHOO HENTAI! (Ryco) I mean (Ryco) I sure hope there isn't. (Ryco) *plot plot plot*
(Joseph_Fox) Makou can fondle his breasts, but I can't smooch'm? Damn. what a rip.
(Miserable) Hm. What a queer thing to write in a comment: "I warship you."
(Moon_Fox) I gotta go to (Loki) Aw, now I'll never know where Moon Fox was going. She left her sentence hanging all suspenseful-like. ._.
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