A day without sunshine is like, uh, night.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Honk if you love peace and quite.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
The only good substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
He who hesitates is probably right.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
To succeed in politics, it's often necessary to rise above your principles.
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.