This has been the home to generations of violent, destructive, drunken ducks. The castle, now, gives home to the next generation. The Lord Reverend Donald Fuck and his minions dwell in the castle, each with his own skill.

We are a punk band from the Boston area, and we sing songs about dildos, toilet plungers, old people, stupid revolutionaries, and other fun things. We do it all in the name of our god and master... THE UNABOMBER!!!!!!

We know quite a few ancient noise making techniques that have been known to peel the paint off of many a good wall.

There just so happens to be four of us:

There is our fearless leader Donald Fuck,
Our four fingered master of disaster Count Fuckula,
The Toilet Fuck who hits stuff,
and myself, Scrooge McFuck, The guitar virtuoso.

Here are our song list on the next page.

Try our recipe for homebrew'd cider on this next page.

Meet the members of DONALD FUCK .