Crashin' N Bangin'
.
Rick Taylor and his partner, Kathy Alphabet,
Whose name is so complex, I can't pronounce
it yet.
Responded to a radio call, in progress theft
of car,
Covered by a dog man, who was not very far.
.
The perps were in the car right now, soon
it would be gone,
Both units now were closer, they would not
be too long.
Grant Fredericks and his partner, raced into
the lane,
Rick and Kathy also, tried to do the same.
.
Police car met police car, just a minor head
on crash,
Members bailed out running, there were crooks
that they could bash.
Quickly they got set up, and found the place
to be,
Two suspects were seen moving, getting set
to flee?
.
The net was tightened further, there would
be no escape,
Soon to be in custody, to face the courts
red tape.
Sneaking ever closer, they were almost at
the door,
Crooks inside were moving, one was on the
floor.
.
The doors were thrown open, and what they
found inside,
A naked male and female, were what the cops
now spied.
It was the guy who owned the car, aged at
seven-two,
The girl a local hooker, guess what she was
there to do.
.
His son the one who called us, I guess it
made him mad,
Thought maybe all the cops would be, the
ones to stop his dad.
So now we have the Keystone Cops, arriving
as a force,
To stop a guy of seventy-two, from having
intercourse.
.
PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk 96-02-22 (132)
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