Copyright and Trademark Notice For Whatever-The-Hell Year This Is
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The textual, photographic, video, audio, and combined audiovisual programs and products resulting from the Teenage Wrestling Organization Entertainment, Inc.'s events and television programs, including the material contained in this web site, are protected under U.S. and international laws as copyrighted works. Anyone who displays, reproduces, copies, creates derivative works, or sells our textual, photographic, video or audiovisual programs for commercial or non-commercial purposes without our permission violates the copyright laws and is liable for copyright infringement.
Likewise, the Teenage Wrestling Organization Entertainment, Inc.'s trademarks and service marks, including not only its world famous Teenage Wrestling Organization? and T.W.O.? marks, but also the names of its superstars, like Paramecium? are protected by state, federal, and international trademark laws. Any person who uses our marks for commercial or non-commercial purposes without our permission on goods or services in such a way that it dilutes the distinctive quality of our marks or that creates the likelihood of confusion with our marks is liable for trademark infringement.
Liability for copyright or trademark infringement involves the potential for significant civil damages, including in particular cases, statutory damages, liability for up to three times actual damages, attorneys fees and a severe ass whoopin'.
If you have any questions regarding this notice, please send an e-mail to: kissmyass@TWO.every1.net
***Disclaimer: The Teenage Wrestling Organization would like to remind you that its Superstars are trained professional athletes... somewhat. You should never try to emulate what they do in and out of the backyard.
