Okey, these are some funny moments of all the six friends mock each other or touching scene or y'know.......stuff they do together! The six of them! So, let's begin :
Season 1
(CHANDLER LIGHTS A CIGARETTE)
ALL: Oh, hey, don't do
that! Cut it out!
RACHEL: It's worse than
the thumb!
CHANDLER: Hey, this is
so unfair!
MONICA: Oh, why is it unfair?
CHANDLER: So I have a flaw!
Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross,
with his
over-pronouncing every
single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what
the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept
me for this?
(UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE)
JOEY: ...Does the knuckle-cracking
bother everybody?
RACHEL: Well, I-I could
live without it.
JOEY: Well, is it, like,
a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
(PHOEBE SPITS OUT HER HAIR)
ROSS: Oh, now, don't listen
to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
JOEY: Oh, (IMITATING ROSS)
"you do, do you"?
(MONICA LAUGHS AND SNORTS)
ROSS: You know, there's
nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
RACHEL: "Indeed there isn't"...
I should really get back to work.
PHOEBE: Yeah, 'cause otherwise
someone might get what they actually ordered.
RACHEL: Ohh-ho-hooohhh.
The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.
(THEY DEGENERATE INTO BICKERING
AND CHANDLER HAPPILY STARTS TO SMOKE, UNDISTURBED.)
Ep. 3 ~TOW the Thumb~
MONICA: Alright. Phoebe?
PHOEBE: Okay, okay. If
I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger,
good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
ROSS: Yeah, see.. you took
mine. Chandler, what about you?
CHANDLER: Uh, if I were
omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
RACHEL: See, there's always
one guy. (MOCKING) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
(ENTER JOEY)
ALL: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey,
buddy.
MONICA: Hey, Joey, what
would you do if you were omnipotent?
JOEY: Probably kill myself!
MONICA: ..Excuse me?
JOEY: Hey, if Little Joey's
dead, then I got no reason to live!
ROSS: Joey, uh- OMnipotent.
JOEY: You are? Ross, I'm
sorry..
Ep. 4 ~TOW George Stephanopoulos~
MNCA: Would you let it go?
It's not that big a deal.
ROSS: Not that big a deal?
It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver,
and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned,
there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
RACH: Come on! You guys
can pee standing up.
CHAN: We can? All right,
I'm tryin' that.
JOEY: Ok, you know what
blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look
down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.
PHOE: Oh, ok, you know
what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not
even care.
[Long pause.]
ROSS: Multiple orgasms!
Ep. 5 ~TOW the East German
Laundry Detergent~
MONICA: That is so unfair!
ROSS: Oh c'mon! When we
were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!
MONICA: Okay, so I'm responsible,
I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.
ROSS: Alright, you madcap
gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it
right away.
MONICA: Why not?
ROSS: Because you're a
kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.
MONICA: I could do that.
RACHEL: Okay, uh, you let
me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one
with the easy-pour spout.
MONICA: Why would someone
do that?! ...One might wonder.
CHANDLER: Someone's left
a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's
a hot day. Little beads ofcondensation are inching their way closer and
closer to the surface of the wood...
MONICA: STOP IT!! ...Oh
my God. It's true! Who am I?
ROSS: Monica? You're Mom.
(MONICA GASPS)
PHOEBE: Ree! Ree! Ree!
Ree! Ree!
Ep. 6 ~TOW the Butt~
RACH: Alright, somebody.
MNCA: OK, I'll go. OK,
senior year of college... on a pool table.
ALL: Whoooaa!
ROSS: That's my sister.
JOEY: OK... my weirdest
place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New
York CIty public library.
MNCA: Oh my God! What were
you doing in a library?
ROSS: Pheebs, what about
you?
PHOE: Oh... Milwaukee.
RACH: Um... Ross?
ROSS: Disneyland, 1989,
'It's a Small World After All.'
ALL: No way!
ROSS: The ride broke down.
So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children...
then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic
Kingdom.
PHOE: Oh, Rachel.
RACH: Oh come on, I already
went.
MNCA: You did not go!
ALL: Come on.
RACH: Oh, alright. The
weirdest place would have to be... [sigh]... oh, the foot of the bed.
ROSS: Step back.
JOEY: We have a winner!
Ep. 7 ~TOW the Blackout~
ROSS, RACHEL & PHOEBE:
Hey, Mon.
RACHEL: Mon, Ethan called
again. Mon?
ALL: [shouting] Mon!
[Monica takes of her walkman]
MONICA: What?
RACHEL: Ethan called again.
MONICA: Oh.
ROSS: Are you not seeing
him anymore?
MONICA: No. You know, sometimes
just things doesn´t work out.
CHANDLER: And this has
nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
[Monica stares at Rachel]
RACHEL: I, I didn´t say
any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear.
JOEY: Listen, the next
time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest "Power Ranger"
is?
[Ross and Chandler laughs]
ROSS: Oh, yeah.
MONICA: Ha,ha, ha, oh my
life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?
JOEY, CHANDLER & ROSS:
Sorry.
ROSS: It´s morphin time!
JOEY: Stegosaurus!
CHANDLER: Tyrannosaurus!
[They all cross they´re
arms like the "Power Rangers" do]
Ep. 22 ~The One With the
Ick Factor~
Season 2
MONICA: I can't believe
you didn't tell me.
PHOEBE: Oh, c'mon, like
you tell me everything.
MONICA: What have I not
told you?
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know.
Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole
is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
RACHEL: What!
MONICA: Wait a minute,
who told you? [turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish] You are dead meat.
CHANDLER: I didn't know
it was a big secret.
MONICA: Oh it's not big,
not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having
a third nipple.
PHOEBE: You have a third
nipple?
CHANDLER: You bitch.
ROSS: Whip it out, whip
it out.
CHANDLER: C'mon, there's
nothin' to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.
RACHEL: Oh as, as opposed
to your other multi-functional nipples?
JOEY: I can't believe you.
You told me it was a nubbin.
ROSS: Joey, what did you
think a nubbin was?
JOEY: I don't know, you
see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see
it again.
ALL: Yeah, show it. Show
it. The nubbin, the nubbin, the nubbin.
CHANDLER: Joey was in a
porno movie.
ALL: Huuh.
CHANDLER: If I'm goin'
down, I'm takin' everybody with me.
ROSS: You were in a porno?
JOEY: Ahh, alright, alright,
alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK. But at the last minute
I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to
fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.
MONICA: That is wild.
ROSS: [to Chandler] So
what's it shaped like?
PHOEBE: Yeah, is there
a hair on it?
JOEY: What happens if you
flick it?
Ep. 4 ~TOW Phoebe's Husband~
CHANDLER: Gee, Monica, what's
in the bag?
MONICA: I don't know, Chandler.
Let's take a look.
PHOEBE: Oh, it's like a
skit.
MONICA: Why, it's dinner
for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.
ROSS: Whoo!
PHOEBE: Cool.
MONICA: Yeah, we switched
meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaks as sort of
a thank-you.
ROSS: But wait, there's
more. Hey, Chandler, what is in the envelope?
CHANDLER: By the way, this
didn't seem so dorky in the hall.
ROSS: Come on.
CHANDLER: Why, it's six
tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! The Blowfish!
MONICA: It's on us, all
right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
PHOEBE: So...Thank you.
ROSS: Could you be less
enthused?
JOEY: Look, it's a nice
gesture, it is. But it just feels like--
MONICA: Like?
JOEY: Charity.
MONICA: Charity?
ROSS: We're just tryin'
to do a nice thing here.
RACHEL: Ross, you have
to understand that your nice thing makes us feel this big.
PHOEBE: Actually, it makes
us feel that big.
ROSS: I don't, I don't
understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.
CHANDLER: If you guys feel
this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin'
us how you feel.
RACHEL: Ok, we never shoulda
talked about this.
PHOEBE: I'm just gonna
pass on the concert, 'cause I'm just not in a very Hootie place right now.
RACHEL: Me neither.
JOEY: Me too.
MONICA: Guys, we bought
the tickets.
PHOEBE: Oh, well, then
you'll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.
CHANDLER: Why did you look
at me when you said that?
MONICA: Well, I guess now
we can't go.
RACHEL: What? Come on,
you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?
MONICA: You know what?
You're right.
PHOEBE: Fine.
ROSS: Fine.
JOEY: Fine.
CHANDLER: Fine.
RACHEL: Fine.
MONICA: All right. We're
gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Ep. 5 ~TOW Five Steaks and
an Eggplant~
Season 3
Rachel: (all excited) Op,
op, car! Car!! (sees it’s Ross) Ugh!!!
Phoebe: Oh, it’s Ross on
one of his drives!
Chandler and Joey: Hey!!
Phoebe: Hi!
Rachel: What is he doing
here?!
Ross: He is saving your
butt, ah, unless of course I’m stepping on some toes here, in which case
I can just mosey on, I’ve got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
All: No! Come on!
Rachel: All right!! Fine!
Fine.
{Ross grabs the gas can
he brought along, and walks through Joey’s sign destroying it.]
Joey: Arrrghh!!
Chandler: Oh no, now it’s
not gonna make any sense!
Phoebe: (to Chandler and
Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way
up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we’re then gonna go
skiing?
Chandler: Oh, this is horrible,
it’s just horrible.
Joey: Guys, do you think
we should ask Ross to come along?
Monica: I know, what about
Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Rachel: Ask me what?
Monica: Umm, if ah, it
might be okay if Ross came skiing?
Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey:
No, I wasn’t gonna ask you that, no.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable.
No! He cannot come.
Ross: Excuse me?
Chandler: It’s horrible.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh please,
can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even
want to come Ross? You’re a horrible skier.
Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me
where it hurts, my ski skills.
Monica: Here we go again.
Joey: I-I can’t handle
this, you guys.
Chandler: Y'know what,
I can handle it, handle’s my middle name. Actually it’s the ah, middle
part of my firstname.
Ross: All right Pheebs,
your cab’s ready.
Rachel: All right, let’s
go!
Ross: You’re welcome.
Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry,
were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?
Ross: We were on a break!
Rachel: Y'know Ross why
don’t you put that on your answering machine!
Ross: Hey-hey, it’s valid
okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.
Rachel: (to Monica) What?!
Monica: (shyly) I don’t
know.
Ross: That’s what you said
last night.
Monica: What I said was,
was that I understood. Joey’s the one who agreed with you!
Ross: Okay.
Rachel: Really Joey?
Joey: (pause) What?
Phoebe: Y'know what, but
there is, there is no right or wrong, here.
Rachel: No, I think it’s
very obvious who’s wrong here.
Ross: Obviously not to
Joey.
[They all turn around and
look at Joey.]
Joey: (pause) What?
[They all start fighting
with each other.]
Ross: (to Rachel) Look
both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no.
Chandler: Guys, guys, guess
who I am?! (starts dancing around in an effort to stop the fighting.)
[They stop briefly to look
at Chandler, but then start fighting again.]
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look
what you’re doing to
Chandler!! (Chandler finally
stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really
hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You don’t, all right you
don’t have to love each other, okay? You don’t, you don’t even have to
like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way
to be around each other.
Joey: Yeah, and not put
us in the middle.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise,
I mean that’s, that’s, that’s just it for us hanging out together. Y'know
is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you be civil?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: I can.
Phoebe: Okay. Good, all
right, let’s get back in the car, ‘cause it’s freezing, and my chest is
unsupported.
Ep. 17 ~TOW The Ski Trip~