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It was Zanzibar! This page has nothing to do with haikus. It's just a page of Amy's favorite
Sifl & Olly moments. So here are some very "cres" song lyrics: |
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SIFL&OLLY:
Well it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess. And it's okay, cuz she's the mostest. And it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess. She's AOK, and she's the mostest. STEALTH: Blackest wrath... The earth shall crumble... Mountains of your skulls shall tumble. Death, decay, destroy forever... nightmares... scratching... dreams I'll sever... SIFL&OLLY: And it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess. And it's okay, cuz she's the mostest. And it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess. She's AOK, and she's the mostest. STEALTH: Smoke and fire burn the darkness. The sickle's swinging; fear its sharpness... Terror sweeps like bats through Hades. Your heart is ticking. Death is waiting! SIFL&OLLY: And it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess... STEALTH: She's DOA! SIFL&OLLY: She's the mostest, and it's okay, cuz Cindy's the hostess... STEALTH: She's DOA! SIFL&OLLY: She's the mostest... STEALTH: Writhe and writher, snakes shall slither, through your body as you shiver... Cold and helpless on my dagger... OLLY: Mythology and Jerry Springer... __________________________________ **CRESCENT FRESH** Angry man, say dangity-dang, He go to the park, to hangity-hang, but He's not Crescent Fresh! His whole life's a mess! Angry dude, with many tattoos, He's living his life so, crudity-rude, and He's not Crescent Fresh! His short life's a mess! Niceity guy goes flying a kite, and Niceity girl--she likeity-likes him, That's go Crescent Fresh! Super Cres at best! Hippity dude likes hackity sack, Don't eat-a da meat or smoke-a da crack, so He's so Crescent Fresh! Super Cres at best! He's Crescent Fresssh! __________________________________ **PROSTITUTE LAUNDRY** I may be a pimp, but I ain't washin' my ho's (ahh..Prostitute) Prostitute Laundry I may be a pimp, but I ain't washin' my ho's (ahh..Prostitute) Prostitute Laundry I'm tired of their garter belts and the panty hose! I must be a pimp, but I ain't washin' no mo'! I been to the laundry mat enough times to know Prosititues sure got some dirty clothes!! I'm the Sugar Daddy at the laundry mat! (ahh..Prostitute) Prostitute Laundry Cuz they got kinds of stains that I just can't understand! (ahh..Prostitute) Prostitute Laundry! |
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