Who is The Kryptkeeper?

Name:  The Kryptkeeper
A.K.A:  Koz, Kreede, Zathorus, Scott

Birth Date:  9/25/1973, 2:14pm
Zodiac:  Libra

Eyes:  Blue
Hair:  Dark Blonde / Light Brown
Height:  5'-11"
Weight:  230lbs
Sex:  Male, heterosexual

Favorite Colors:  Black, red, blue, orange, purple and gray.

Religion:  None Currently, tons previously.
Politics:  Libertarian, but registered Republican.
Pets:  One Dog, Buffy.

Hobbies:  Web design, paintball, movies and television, knife and gun collecting, playing guitar, free-lance psychology, sarcasm, reading, gaming, photography and videography.

Music:  Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan, Slayer, Metallica (before they sold out), Type O Negative, The Union Underground, Christopher Franke, Mark Snow, Godsmack, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rob Zombie, Jewel, Fear Factory, Led Zepplin,  Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, and movie scores.

Television:  Farscape, First Wave, Lexx, MTV's Fear, The X Files, Babylon 5, Buffy and Angel, Pretty much anything on TLC or The History Channel or The Discovery Channel, The O'Reily Factor, Hannity and Colms, Fox News Channel in general, and WWF.

Books:  The Perfect Storm, Hannibal, A Brief History of Time, Have a Nice day, Babylon 5: Legions of Fire, The Dark Tower Series, Sci-Fi in General.

Movies:  The Blair Witch Project, The Matrix, Silence of the Lambs, Independence Day, Men in Black, Scary Movie, Braveheart, The Perfect Storm, John Carpenters Vampires, Blade, Pitch Black, Event Horizon, Star Wars, Star Trek 2:  The Wrath of Kahn, anything by Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, or Tim Burton, The Sixth Sence, Army of Darkness, Saving Private Ryan, Bride of Chucky, Bound, Final Destination, Wild Things and tons more.

Turn Ons:  Long red or jet black hair, blue or green eyes, intelligence, ladies of Asian decent, just about anything "gothy", personality and humor, a nice smile, Rebecca Gayheart, compassion, honesty, long legs, big eyes, thigh high leather boots, black lace, velvet, silk, leather in general, Tattoos, small nose rings, belly button rings, among other things.

Turn Offs:  Red haired girls with green eyes who want to kill me, smoking, not knowing what the word "no" means, someone who can't debate their way outta a wet paper sack, being unable to admit that I'm right or they're wrong (as rare as it is that either occur), saying one thing and then doing another, and people who can't explain why they believe what they believe, close minded individuals who refuse to accept that other people have a right to believe as they want to believe, Southern Baptists in general, Liberals in general, trendy people, wiggers, people who whine and cry about everything all the time, anyone who would wear Tommy Hillfiger or Abercrombie and Fitch.

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