Would You Like to Buy an "O"?

performed by The Salesman (aka Lefty) (Frank Oz) and Ernie (Jim Henson)
Written by Joe Raposo

where a shady character tries to sell Ernie an O
Shhhhh!!!! Don't spread it around, everyone will want one!

(spoken)
Lefty: Hey, bud.

Ernie: Who me?

Lefty: SHHHHHH!

Ernie: (whispering) Who me?

Lefty: Riiiiiiiight!
(sung)
How would you like to buy an "O"?
Round and neat
A nearly perfect circle
Tidy and complete
You can sing a pretty song
With it like so:
O! O! O!
(spoken)
Isn't that catchy?

Ernie: Ah!

(sung)
Lefty: Would you like to buy an "O"?
Circular and sweet
"O" looks just like a donut
Really good enough to eat
It'll cost you just a nickel

(spoken)
Ernie: A nickel?

Lefty: SHHHHHH!

Ernie: (whispering) A nickel?

Lefty: Riiiiiiiight!
(sung)
So buy the "O" and take it home tonight.
(spoken)
Now, listen. When you buy this "O," you get two sounds for the price of one.
You get one sound that you can use for words like "olive," "ostrich," and "ox."
And for no extra money, you get another sound for like "ocean," "over," "old," and "opening."

(sung)
So would you like to buy an "O"?
I'm opening the door
It's not often that I offer
Well, could you ask for more?
It'll cost you just a nickel

(spoken)
Ernie: A nickel?

Lefty: SHHHHHH!

Ernie: (whispering) A nickel?

Lefty: Riiiiiiiight!
(sung)
So buy the "O" and take it home tonight.
Don't ask any questions.
Just buy the "O" and take it home tonight.
You'll really love it.
So buy the "O" and take it home tonight.

Transcribed by L.Penner, William Powell, and Silvery Shoe


Originally released on

The Muppet Alphabet Album

The Muppet Alphabet Album (1971)
Children's Television Workshop

The same album was reissued in 1996 as

Sing The Alphabet

Sing The Alphabet (CD)
and on Cassette

also released on the album

Ernie's Hits

Ernie's Hits (1975)
Children's Records of America

and on the album

Sesame Street Silver - 10th Anniversary Album

Sesame Street Silver - 10th Anniversary Album (1978)
Children's Television Workshop (Out of print)

and on the cassette

Bert & Ernie: Side By Side

Bert & Ernie: Side By Side (1981)
Golden Music

and on the album

Sing: Songs of Joe Raposo

Sing: Songs of Joe Raposo (1992)
Golden

Also available on the CD-ROM

Sesame Street: Letters

Available on the 3-DVD Set

Sesame Street - Old School, Vol. 1 (1969-1974)

Sesame Street - Old School, Vol. 1 (1969-1974) (2006)