Oscar's Do Re Mi

sung by Oscar the Grouch (Carroll Spinney)
Not complete yet. Background voices in brackets.

A gooey piece of uncooked bread
A drop of (blinding?) sun
The only person I can stand...

Where you should go away
The bottom of a dirty shoe
A dopey word that makes no sense
A drink that I won't have with you
Then we go right back to
Do, no, no, no (no, no, no)

(doooooo) Don't you
(reeeeeee) Know how
(miiiiiiii) Glad I
(faaaaaa) Am
(soooo) That we're
(laaaaa) Done and
(tiiiiiii) You can
(dooooo) Scram
(Hee, hee)

Transcribed by the archive's webmistress Tiny Dancer and Taria "Zoop" King

available on the album
Oscar's Trashy Songs
Oscar's Trashy Songs (CD)

also available on Cassette