Grover and Kermit and the Stairs

skit starring Grover (Frank Oz) and Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson)

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[Grover and Kermit are at the bottom of a staircase, which Kermit tells Grover to climb. So Grover starts climbing, possibly counting the steps on the way. After a while, out of breath, he stops.]

Grover: Is this high up enough, Froggie?

Kermitís Voice: No, Grover, you gotta keep climbing up higher!

[Grover climbs higher, getting more and more tired, then stops again.]

Grover: Is this high up enough, Froggie?

Kermitís Voice: What?

Grover: I said, is this high up enough, Froggieeeee?

Kermitís Voice: No, Grover, you gotta keep climbing up higher!

[Grover, panting, resumes climbing. As he gets higher, he encounters some fluffy white clouds.]

Grover: Good grief! Thereís clouds up here!

[Forgotten lines. Grover finally reaches the top, and thereís Kermit!]

Grover: Froggie! What are you doing all the way up here?

Kermit: Oh, I took the elevator.

Grover: You took the ...?

[Faints, then starts noisily rolling down the stairs.]

Transcribed by SilveryShoe@aol.com