(I Can't Get No) Cooperation

sung by Mick Swagger (Christopher Cerf)
& The Sesame Street Cobble Stones

parody of The Rolling Stones' "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction", of course!

Well, Iím sitting on a seasaw seat
Thinking seasawing would be neat
And I canít find a friend to sit on the other side
Yes, I tried it all alone
But I crashed down like a stone
Couldnít get no cooperation if I tried

No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no, no, no cooperation
If I tried, if I tried

Well, Iím dying to jump rope
But Iíve just about lost hope
And Iím so mad, Iím just fit to be tied
'Cause I canít find a friend
To pick up the other end
Couldnít get no cooperation if I tried

No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no, no, no cooperation
If I tried, if I tried

Well, Iím in an awful fit
'Cause Iím dying to be It
And I canít find anyone to go and hide
Every time I start to play
Everyone just runs away
Couldnít get no cooperation if I tried

No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no cooperation
No, no, no, no, no cooperation
If I tried, if I tried

Transcribed by Andrea Sunderland


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