Jughead's J Story

cartoon with Jughead from the "Archie" comics

Note: Whenever a J word is spoken, it appears at the top of the screen.

Jughead: Let me tell you a story using the letter J.

Jughead joined a jam-eating contest.

(Produces a jar and tries vainly to open it.)

But he couldn't open the jar.

(Tosses it away.)

So he told the judge, who said see the janitor, who told me to jump in the lake.

(Jumps offscreen, and a loud splash is heard. A moment later, he sticks his dripping head onscreen.)

Then he said he was only joking! (Laughs.)

Transcribed by Silvery Shoe