Cookie Monster: Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre. Me your host, Alistair Cookie. Tonight, me present good old-fashioned musical called, "Guys and Dolls". It all about guys and their dolls. So now, "Guys and Dolls".
Herry: When you see a really strong guy Battin' balls way up to the sky There could be a chance the guy's got a doll
Female orange-haired monster: When you meet a really smart gal With a doll that's her very best pal It just might be She's got a truck She races 'round her room 'Cause she likes to go vroom-vroom Vroom-vroom
Herry: When a guy's got himself tucked in Who does he want tucked in with him Who's he keep by him while he dreams all night It's not his bat It's not his baseball It's his favorite doll He likes to hug most of all 'Cause some guys really like to Some guys really like to play with dolls
Female: When it's time to say good-night Who's a girl wanna hug real tight Who's she keep by her while she closes her eyes It's not her doll It's not her teddy It's her favorite truck, yeah! She's tucked in her bed, see? 'Cause some girls really like to Some girls really like to play with trucks
Both: Yes, we really like to We really like to play with ...
Herry: Sleep tight, dolly!
Scene changes to Monsterpiece Theatre set, Cookie Monster now has a doll in his hands.
Cookie Monster: Now, that music me can hum to! Right dolly? Ahh-haaa, you liked it too? This Alistair Cookie saying "good night". Say "good night", dolly. (he moves her body up and down and changes his voice slightly) Good night, dolly. Ahhh-haaa-haaa.