{    }  You begged.

{    }  You borrowed.

{    }  You stole.

{    }  You're a partial amnesiac with a 'thing' for short, cute vets from San Francisco.

{    }  Erm... I forget.

{    }  You think a week in a stasis tank is a cheap, affordable vacation.

{    }  We'd like a friendly review (we're bribing you).

{    }  You asked for our autographs (you bribed us).

{    }  You're user-friendly.

{    }  You've seen "Top Gun" four times now and thought they spent way too much time on that guy in the plane...

{    }  You're a closet Bambi fan.

{    }  You weed your garden once every five years whether it needs it or not.

{    }  Two tins cans and a long bit of string is the closest you ever came to an affair, too.

{    }  You didn't watch "Murder In Space" for its gripping plot...

{   }  ... But you solved the whodunnit in the opening credits because Michael Ironside always gets stuck with the bad-guy routine!

{    }  You like that old time rock & roll!

{    }  You got rid of the kids because the animals were allergic to them.

{    }  You've always wanted to be a biker and have a penchant for leather.

{    }  You thought Jean was pronounced 'Gene'.

{    }  You figured out 'Titus' before David did.

{    }  You're sorry that Elizabeth got even a passing mention, but at least we managed to ignore, if not kill off, Donovan...

{    }  You're part of a weird family too.

{    }  Willie brings out your 'strangle-the-kitten' instincts.

{    }  Oh hell, let's face it, you still can't get by without your Tyler-fix...
 

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