Don't Be Stupid

A songfic by

Mana

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Okay!  So I just got the Shania Twain C.D. "Come on Over" (It's a really
good C.D. btw, if you like rock/non-twangy country) and I've heard the
song "Don't be Stupid (You know I love you)" and I couldn't help but
relate the song to Ranma and Akane!  It's about a woman, yes, but it
fits for Ranma too!  I dunno why...

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AKANE:

You're so complicated,
You hang over my shoulder when I read my mail.
	(We see a pile of letters and presents that Ryoga has written
	Akane hidden on the floor of Ranma's closet)

I don't Appreciate it,
When I talk to other guys you think they're on my tail.
	(Screen shots of all the guys that have tried to woo Akane, at one
	time or another)

RANMA:

I get so aggrivated,
When I get off the phone and get the third degree.
	(There is a scene of a glowering Akane as Ranma turns around from
	the phone.  It was Ukyo calling to see if he wanted to try out a
	new recipie)

I'm really feelin' fustrated,
	(A red faced Ranma trying to explain that he and Ukyo aren't doing
	anything 'like that')

Why don't you take a pill and put a little trust in me,
And you'll see
	(Akane whips out her mallet, ready to hit Ranma)

Don't freak out until you know the facts.
Realx.
	(Ranma takes away the mallet, yelling at Akane to listen to him)

Don't be stupid-you know I love you
	(Ranma putting his arm around Akane)
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
	(Ranma saving Akane, once again)
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
	(Ranma watching Akane secretly as she works out)
Don't be impossible.
	(Akane running away, tears in her eyes)

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
	(Ranma declaring that Akane is his)
Can't live without you (can't live without you)
	(Ranma reaching for Akane as someone takes her away in one of his
	fantisies)
I'm crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
	(Ranma watching Akane sleep)

Don't be stupid-you know I love you.
	(Ranma giving Akane a rose)


AKANE:

Stop overreacting,
You even get suspicious when I paint my nails.
	(Scenes of Ranma interrupting Akane and Ryouga's conversations)

RANMA: 

It's definitely distracting,
The way you dramatize every small detail.
	(Akane turning red when she sees Shampoo bringing Ranma food)

AKANE:

Don't freak out until you know the facts.
Relax.
	(The shot of Ranma running away from Akane at Ryugenzawa)

Don't be stupid-you know I love you
	(Akane crying over Ranma at the skating rink)
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
	(Akane cooking for Ranma)
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
	(Akane smiling softly at Ranma, who is purring in her lap)
Don't be impossible.
	(Akane malleting Ranma again)

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
	(Akane getting angry when another girl hugs Ranma)
Can't live without you (can't live without you)
	(Akane wide awake at night, when Ranma is off training)
I'm crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
	(Akane working hard to make Ranma his present)
Don't be stupid-you know I love you.
	(Akane bringing tea and cake for Ranma on the roof)

Don't be stupid-you're my baby.
	(The two fiances fighting)

I'm mad about you (I'm mad about you)
	(Onna-Ranma and Akane eating icecream together)
Can't live without you (can't live without you)
	(Ranma and Akane fighting along side each other)
I'm crazy 'bout you (I'm crazy 'bout you)
	(Akane tutoring Ranma with his homework)
Don't be stupid-you know I love you.
	(Ranma patiently training Akane in the dojo)

Don't be stupid-you know I love you
	(Akane and Ranma watching the sunset together)
Don't be ridiculous-you know I need you
	(Ranma cheering Akane up when she's sad)
Don't be absurd-you know I want you
	(Akane helping Ranma plan against Happosai)
Don't be impossible.
	(Ranma hugging Akane, her mallet on the ground)