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Video Productions



Unfortunately, I don't have the server space (nor bandwidth) to post my videos, so only a lucky few get to see these. But if anyone wants to host some files, I'll see what I can do to make them available to you, or if you're just plain very interested, I could probably be persuaded to mail you a disk.
Click the down arrow to jump down to the videos, or click here to jump to the bottom of this page, so that you can look at the videos from-oldest-to-newest.
You can also read my General Production Notes or take a look at my DVD Collection.

Click here if you're too lazy to scroll the page.

1-800-CAL-CHEP
The Amazing Flying Elvis
Bubba Elvis
Die Anna: She Drives Like Crazy
Lo Wang 3D Startup Logo
Lo Wang Meets Sailor Moon
Max Damage: Surfing with the Eagle
Strife: Trunst no one
Yo Shocking!

?????????????? Title: To be announced...
Video:  Duke Nukem 3D
Completed:  Hopefully by the Spring of 2003

I'm working on another cartoon, this time filmed entirely in BUILD!  Not only is it not another (Carmageddon) music video, but mouths move, too!
I began this project in September, and had hoped to have it done by December, but production came to a halt in October when I had to reinstall Win-d'ohs again.  Now, not only do I have my system up and running, but I've got three times as much RAM, and I finally replaced that broken fan on the CPU. Still need a new computer, though.  
Finals are next week, then I should be able to make a lot of progress.

Under production. 352x240 resolution.
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Yo Shocking! Title: Yo Shocking!
Video:  Carmageddon / Splat Pack
Music:  JuJu Club - 16/20
Length:  4:28
Completed:  14. August 2002

And yet another Carmageddon video! (I like this game, can ya tell?) This one is a collage of stunts and crashes. No one car is the “main feature” in this video, although Stella Stunna's Blue Lightning does take the spotlight a few times when Ju Dain sings “shocking.” (And yes, those pedestrians are the aliens from Duke Nukem 3D.)

Production Notes.
Off-line. 352x220 resolution.
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Die Anna: She Drives Like Crazy Title: Die Anna: She Drives Like Crazy
Video:  Carmageddon / Splat Pack
Music:  “Weird Al” Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy
Length:  4:32
Completed:  20. July 2002

Surfing with the Alien was all about Max Damage driving the Eagle, so naturally Annie should also deserve a music video with her yellow Hawk!

Production Notes.
Off-line. 320x200 resolution.
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Max Damage: Surfing with the Eagle Title: Max Damage: Surfing with the Eagle
Video:  Carmageddon / Splat Pack
Music:  Joe Satriani - Surfing with the Alien
Length:  4:46
Completed:  21. June 2002

Another Carmageddon video! I decided to “film” a bunch of cool stunts and set them to music as a tribute to Carmageddon. (FYI: The “Eagle” is the red car that Max Damage drives in the game.)

Production Notes.
Off-line. 320x200 resolution.
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Strife: Trust no one Title: Strife: Trust no one
Video:  Strife
Music:  Jeehung Hwang - Track #8 from Quake Mission Pack #1
Length:  3:34
Completed:  17. February 2002

This movie is more like a slide show, because I compiled stills of characters and story illustraions from the PC game. (Throughout the game, story sequences are told using still images and narration.) I took the story sequences and inserted pop-ups of characters from the game making comments. My intention was to present a movie-type trailer for the game, in which, as the story is told, the trailer keeps jumping into the story with a snatch of the action, then back to the narration.
I put it to an awesome tune from the Quake Mission Packs, which sets the perfect mood for the story of Strife. The original marketing theme for this game was “Trust no one.” With that in mind, I tried to select character comments that depict deception and betrayal.

Production Notes.
Off-line. 320x200 resolution.
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The Amazing Flying Elvis Title: The Amazing Flying Elvis
Video:  Original animation containing scenes and graphics from Duke Nukem 3D, Redneck Rampage Rides Again, and Carmageddon
Music:  Mojo Nixon - Take me to your Leader
Length:  2:26
Completed:  29. December 2001

Aliens are coming and they want to be taken to our leader. Well, look no further...
(If you find yourself confused by the segment from Carmageddon, just remember that this video is called “The Amazing Flying Elvis.”)
I also made a RealMedia karaoke file, in case you want to sing along!

Production Notes.
Off-line. 352x240 resolution.
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Call 1-800-CAL-CHEP Title: 1-800-CAL-CHEP
Video:  Original animation using scenes from Carmageddon
Music:  Background music from Redneck Rampage Rides Again
Length:  0:43
Completed:  20. December 2001

This is my redneck parody of those collect call commercials, set on the city streets of Carmageddon.
Maybe I should make a German-language version, too; German with an exaggerated hick accent is hilarious! Just ask Petra!

Production Notes.
Off-line. 320x200 resolution.
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Bubba Elvis Title: Bubba Elvis
Video:  Scenes from Carmageddon and Redneck Rampage Rides Again
Length:  0:36
Completed:  23. December 2001

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give it up for the King!
Bubba Elvis thought he could make a easy few bucks by singing on a corner in front of the football stadium. But unfortunately, street performances aren't as safe as he thought.

Production Notes.
Off-line. 320x200 resolution.
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Lo Wang meets Sailor Moon Title: Lo Wang meets Sailor Moon
Video:  Original animation using scenes from Shadow Warrior
Length:  1:16
Completed:  12. January 1999
Extended:  7. April 2002

There's a secret area on the 18th level of Shadow Warrior where a familiar looking sailor chick is sitting on a bed. I reenacted this chance meeting by piecing together the dialog between her and Lo Wang.
As of April 2002 I've added an opening & closing scene and a wee bit more dialog.
(A portion of this video can also be seen as one of the ending cinemas of Lo Wang 3D.)

Production Notes.
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Lo Wang 3D Startup Logo Title: Lo Wang 3D Startup Logo
Video:  Scenes from Duke Nukem 3D and Shadow Warrior
Length:  0:08
Completed:  12. January 1999

I made this startup logo for Lo Wang 3D by combining the startup logos of Duke Nukem 3D and Shadow Warrior.

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Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D, and Shadow Warrior ©1996-1998 3D Realms | Strife ©1996 Rogue Entertainment and Velocity | Scourge of Armagon (Quake Mission Pack #1) ©id Software | Carmageddon and the Splat Pack ©1997SCi | Redneck Rampage and Redneck Rampage Rides Again ©Xatrix | Sailor Moon ©Naoko Takeuchi | Surfing with the Alien by Joe Satriani ©1987 Strange Beautiful Music/ASCAP | Let Me Be Your Hog by Al Yankovic | She Drives Like Crazy by Al Yankovic ©1988 Virgin Music, Inc. (ASCAP) | Waffle King by Al Yankovic ©1993 Scotti Bros. Records | 16/20 by the JuJu Club ©1996 / 1997 / 1998 Rock Records Co., Ltd. | This page ©1999-2003 Wally Waffles
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