Disclaimers: I don't own YYH. well Duh Don't sue me, I barely have anything! I'm a student for goodness sake! *Sniffle*

Lady Hawke… ano…
Gentleman fox…. Errrrr?

Awww Screw it!

List 'O Cast Members

Isobore………………………………. Kurama
Captain Navar………………………... Hiei
The Bishop…………………………… Karasau
Mouse……………………………….. Duo
The Sheriff…………………………… Heero
Priest…………………………………. Yusuke
Donkey……………………………….. Kuwabara
Hunter………………………………... Yomi
Various extras………………………… Various Bishounen

Introduction

Out of the chaos of various bishounen arguing, talking and… fondling walks a dignified girl with a Duo-esque braid and… Hiei-esque height. "Attention!"

She is promptly ignored by the aforementioned bishounen.

*Ahem* "Attention!"

Again nothing.

She crosses her arms a moment and smiles psychotically. "Everybody shut up, or I swear to whatever god you believe in I'll slash you with Kuwabara!"

Everyone froze. Even Kuwabara.

*^_^ "Arigato minna! Now…" She looks around evilly. "Where are my stars hmmm?"

*Hiei and Kurama are mysteriously pushed forward. Kurama is composed, but Hiei is still slightly green from the recent threat.*

Aaeth grins innocently. "Hiei! I'm surprised at you! I can't believe you'd believe that I would do that to my favorite guy!"

"OI!" an outraged Duo waves his arms from the back of the crowd. "I'm your second favorite and you killed me in a horribly painful way in your last fic!" The braided boy pouts and crosses his arms.

The fic writer sighs. "Now Duo… I did give you and Heero a happy ending!"

Duo snorts dismissing her latest bit of schmoop. "If it's not a lemon I don't wanna hear about it!"

Aaeth crosses her arms and glares angrily at the whining pilot. "You know I can't do lemons! I've been trying to write one for Hiei and Kurama for the past three months!"

Hiei glared at her. "That's right I've been meaning to speak to you about that." He began to unwrap the wards on his arm.

Aaeth frowned and pointed to where Kuwabara stood. "I wouldn't do that if I were you. I am still working on that, but you have to give me more time!"

Kurama put a comforting arm around his lover. "So why did you call us all here?" He smiled politely.

"Ahh Kurama, I knew there was a reason I liked you!" Aaeth began handing out thick scripts.

"Yeah.. I'm good to Hiei…" the red head grumbled softly under his breath.

"I heard that!" she kept handing out scripts to everyone present in the room. "Anyhoo… I've decided that I am going to write a little parody of the movie Lady Hawke.. and guess who is going to be acting in my little venture?"

*Imagine if you will a room full of bishounen (Duo and Nuriko included) but the only thing you hear is the chirping of crickets* Then suddenly there is a rustle as the men move as one to the door… and find it locked. With dread everyone turns to glare at Aaeth… who is flashing the V-sign. "Don't bother. I've got the only key and you're not gonna get it." She leers at Duo, who happens to be the closest. "Unless you want to frisk me for it…?" Duo Eeps and cowers behind the glowering Spandex Boy.

"Now that everything is settled… If you look on the top of your script you'll see your role. Everybody got that?"

The rustle of papers fills the room and Aaeth silently keeps on the lookout for any bishounen that might try to escape.

Kurama arches an eyebrow "Isobore? Isn't that the girl that changes into the hawk?"

Aaeth grins happily "You're familiar with the film?! Great!"

"Yeah, but we have a problem.. I change into a fox, and not a hawk. I don't do fowl." Kurama crosses his arms stubbornly.

"Oh is that all?! I thought you were going to be difficult! I'm taking a bit of creative license! `Isobore` turns into a fox in my version, and well… she is a he." She smiles sweetly. "At least I'm letting you keep your gender!"

"Oh I don't know.. I think Kurama would make a lovely woman…"

Kurama whirled around and stared straight into the violet eyes of Karasau. "What are you doing here?"

"Why, I'm acting in this little production, my sweet. Who do you think is going to play Captain Navar?"

Kurama turned green and ran up to Aaeth. "What did you do?!"

"Oh don't get your tails in a knot! He's playing the Bishop! Hiei is Captain Navar!"

Everyone turns to look at Hiei, who is turning his script this way and that. Finally he grunts and sets it on fire. "Oops I forgot… there probably wasn't any English classes in the Makai. " Aaeth pulls another script out of hammerspace and hands it to Kurama. "Would you help him with his lines?"

Kurama grabs Hiei and drags him to the door.

"Was it something I said?" Karasau tries to look innocent. He is really unsuccessful.

Kurama kicks down the locked door and escapes the room, with a myriad of bishounen hot on his heels. Aaeth turns to the amused Karasau. "I think that's a big 'Yes'."

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