The very second that Heero and Duo finally lift the bar from the door, the door crashes open. Hiei rides in upon a very angry looking horse… a rather large horse with a red mane that looks kinda like an ass on top of his head... Anyhoo, Hiei makes his rather spectacular entrance, and the room is dead silent. It's so quiet you can actually hear the pissed huffing and puffing of the horse.

Karasau: I didn't expect you quite so soon, so I hope you'll forgive me for not having the time to talk. However, if you'll just wait… I'm sure we can talk later… just you, me and my… GUARDS! [1] There is nothing.

Karasau: Heero?

The aforementioned spandex clad knight walked into the middle of the hall to stand in front of Hiei, dragging Duo behind him by the braid.

Duo: 'Che Heero! That braid is not your personal--- eep.

Duo realized that he was now standing in front of a homicidal maniac with another homicidal maniac that used to be his enemy, but Hiei didn't know that he wasn't, and that sword looked mighty sharp, and he was probably in deep shit now.

Duo: Hiei! 0_0

Hiei: Duo? 0_o

Karasau: Heero?! 0_0

Heero: Duo… ^_~

Duo: Heero! ^_^

Hiei: Karasau???!!! 0_o

Heero: Hiei…... o_o

Karasau: Enough! Heero, what is the meaning of this?

Heero: Hn. Consider this my resignation.

Heero turned to Hiei and smiles.. sorta.

Heero: Ganbatte Hiei-san.

With that, Heero stalked off into a shady corner, dragging a shrugging Duo behind him.

Hiei: Hn.

With murder in his eyes, Hiei resumed his slow advancement.

Nameless and unimportant thugs seem to spring out of nowhere and attack Hiei. Of course, they all wait patiently and do it one at a time. Though, even if they DID do it en masse…I'm sure Hiei could handle them... ooooo Hiei-sama…. *author slaps herself*

So Hiei pretty much makes a nasty mess of the inside of the cathedral… blood and thug guts everywhere. And you KNOW thug guts do NOT come out of silk. Neither does blood for that mater…

Then an especially athletic thug decides to try to do a Tarzan swing down to Hiei from the balcony. Unfortunately, he used the rope of the giant church bell to swing down. Hiei threw a dagger at the thug, killing him instantly. It was still too late. The bell rang loud and clear.

[Across the city Yusuke takes the blindfold off the small silver fox, and sets him on the ground.]

Yusuke: Go… be with him.

Hiei bowed his head and closed his eyes as if in pain for a moment, then he stepped over the heap of death and slowly advances on Karasau, who is looking mighty puzzled.

[From the dark corner] Duo closed his eyes and concentrated on the sensations Heero was creating with his lips and tongue. He was more than happy to let Heero nibble on his lips and neck... and any other areas that psycho decided to nibble… but when Heero hit upon an extremely sensitive part of his neck… Duo's eyes flew open.

Duo: What the… Oi! Hiei, look up!

Hiei paused to look up through the skylight. What he saw shocked him… an eclipse. A complete solar eclipse. The room was plunged into twilight.

Hiei: …A day without a night… and a night without a day… now I can kill you.

Karasau: Hiei, Hiei… think of Kurama! How will you cure him if I am dead?

Karasau's shit eating grin was firmly plastered on his face.

Hiei: Kurama. Is. Dead.

Karasau seemed to shrink back into himself.

Karasau: N-No! Its can't be…

Hiei: Oh yes… and now you're going to hell.

Kurama: Hiei?

Hiei slowly turned to see Kurama standing as a human before him. For the first time in years he was seeing Kurama. His beautiful red hair was framing his delicate face. His skin, seemed to glow in the light of the eclipse.

Hiei: Kurama…?

Hiei finally seemed to realize the miracle that was before him. He ran to where his love stood, and hugged him close, and buried his face in the red hair that always smelled like roses.

Kurama traced Hiei's cheek with his thumb, surprised to find wetness there, but before he could say anything, Hiei pulled away. He stalked up to where Karasau stood on the dais.

The bishop was currently covering his eyes from the sight of the pair of lovers, but Hiei wrenched his arms away from his face.

Hiei: Look at him!

Karasau reluctantly looked at the stunning beauty before him.

Hiei: Look at me!

Karasau wildly looked to Hiei, who was barely controlling himself.

Hiei: Now… look at us.

Hiei ran back to Kurama's side, and Karasau was forced to look at the couple together.

Duo pried his lips away from Heero long enough to announce the happy news before Heero reclaimed his prize.

Duo: It's broken-! *Mmphhh* *mmmmmmmmmmmmm*

Kurama smiled sweetly at Hiei before walking to where Karasau stood broken. He silently looked at the man who'd stolen the past years of his life, and spit in his face. Then he turned and walked away.

Karasau: No man shall…

Karasau grabbed a handy pointy metal object and prepared to stab Kurama in the back, but Hiei was too quick.

Hiei: Jaoh Ensatsu Ken!!!

Hiei called the black fire to his blade before slicing Karasau in half... then in half again… then in half once more… before the first pieces even hit the ground. Silence reigned in the hall. (Except for some suspicious panting and moaning coming from a darkened corner)

Hiei ran to where Kurama stood and easily lifted him, spinning around in happiness. They both laughed and cried until finally they kissed the moment the sun passed from behind the earth's shadow.

Kurama: I love you! I love you! I love you!

Hiei genuinely smiled.

Hiei: Ai shiteru kitsune no baka.

~FIN~

Anou… they lived happily ever after, but you already knew that, ne?

*Start ending credits*

Duo: OI!!!

Aaeth: 'Oi' what?

Duo: What about me and Heero??! Do we ever leave the cathedral? Do WE live happily ever after? Will Heero ever come out and formally say he loves me?!! That was kinda roundabout ya know!

Aaeth thinks for a moment…

Aaeth: How about this… Heero and Duo do finally leave the cathedral; Duo insisted that Heero wasn't getting any until they were formally married. They ran and found Yusuke, who performed a small civil ceremony & it was quite lovely & Duo was a stunning bride. Heero was a striking groom if you ignored the rather noticeable bulge in his spandex armor. After the ceremony they had a loooong honeymoon, and finally returned to Aqua-something where it was discovered that with the bishop dead there was no body to run the town! So Heero took over & the pair of Queens ruled peacefully (more or less). 9 months into their rule it was found that Duo was actually pregnant! (some honeymoon, huh?) And once Heero regained consciousness… he was a wonderful daddy to their child and all subsequent children… all seven of them, named Mana, Hyde, Sugizo, Kozi, Inoran, Hisashi, and Kyo. (Busy weren't they?) Their children all grew up and joined J-rock bands and were very bishounen and successful.

She paused to take a breath, good enough?

Duo: 0_0 Seven…?

Heero: Ninmu… ryoukai.

Duo faints.

Aaeth: Bye everybody!!!

The real end!

Anou.. Mana, Hyde, Sugizo, Kozi, Inoran, Hisashi, and Kyo are all different J-rockers. I don't own them either... If only I did... *big anime eyes* ooooo Sugizo..........

[1] I know... Robin Hood Men In Tights... but its a great line! and since I'm already using the plot of Ladyhawke.. why not the line of RH:MIT?