10)A sumo with a very bad case of the runs!
09)Richard Simmons on speed!
08)A window washer with a bad bladder!
07)A recently fired postal employee with a grudge!
06)Arthritic Rabbi doing circumcisions (sound it out)
05)A hiccuping brain surgeon!
04)Sneezing tree surgeon with a chain saw.
03)Loraina Bobbit, I think she should be the spokesperson for Viagra!
02)Drug Dealer
01) My mother with only 3 hours sleeps! Take cover!!!!!! AAAAAaaaaaah!