10)If the Dean of Admissions is wearing a Devil suite and says "Spank me."
09)Your roommate keeps asking "You do you want to ride?", but they don't have a car or bicycle.
08)People are majoring in Cultsex 101. (It's a real class, but I spelled it the way it's pronounced.)
07)Flying mutant pigeons are attacking the students.
06)In room 666 a professor is named Lucifer Damion.
05)His lab assistant's name is Igore.
04)A giant rat is the school's mascot.
03)The college's motto is "We're as the neighborhood!".
02)Cockroaches out number people 100,000,000,000,000,000 to 1 and in your sleep the cockroaches beat people up and take their money.
01)Your parents forced you to go there.