Excerpts from various characters' responses to questions in "The Mother Of All Character Questionnaires": ___ Q 39. Do you live with anyone (housemates, roommates, relatives, friends, near-strangers, family friend, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover)? Cecie: "Sharing an apartment with Frank and his friend Hal McGeever. I call it the menage a trois without the sex." ___ Q35. Do you favour a particular cuisine? Hal: "Things that most people won't touch. Ever tried roasted newts?" ___ Q109. If your life were to end in 24 hours, what 5 things would you do in those remaining hours? Joe: "Find David, and make love to four women." ___ Q26. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Nicky: "I had a grandfather who pretended to be a woman so he wouldn't have to fight in the Napalese Civil War." ___ Q27. Briefly describe a defining moment in your childhood and how it influenced your life. Cal: "I killed somebody when I were eleven. I think that's efficently fucked me up since then." ___ The full answers of all characters to the MoACQ can be found on the Yahoo! group mailing list.