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I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
 
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage,
without a hard on.
 
I can balance my cheque book,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
 
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
 
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
and I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
 
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
 
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
 
I wont lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
 
Don't say to your friends,
"Oh yeah, I can get her"
In your dreams my dear,
I can do better!
 
Flower's are okay,
but jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot,
not at my chest!
 
I don't have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
you look at the ceiling.
 
Don't call me a GIRL,
a BABE, or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN,
got it you prick?!
 

.*GIRL TALK*.
 
 
Did u know kissing is healthy? Lips
 
Banana's are good for period pain Banana
 
it's good to cry Crying Into Tissue
 
chicken soup actually makes you feel better Soup
 
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers Roses
 
Lying is actually unhealthy Liar
 
Only apply mascara to your top lashes
 
It's actually true, boy's DO insult you when they like you Great
 
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed
 
89% of guys want YOU to make the first move Off My Feet
 
Chocolate will make you feel better Chocolate = Wakka Wakka
 
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing Goofy Heart
 
A good friend never judges Friends
 
A good foundation will hide hickeys... not that you have any Blushy
 
Boys aren't worth your tears Blowing Nose
 
We ALL love surprises Surprise
 
 

Why Guys Like Girls
 
 
1.) The way we always smell good, even if it's just shampoo.
 
2.) The way our heads always find the right spot on their shoulder.
 
3.) The ease in which we fit into their arms.
 
4.) The way we kiss them and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
 
5.) How cute we are when we eat.
 
6.) The way we take hours to get dressed, but in the end its all worth it.
 
7.) The way we're always warm, even when its minus 30 degrees outside.
 
8.) The way we look good no matter what we wear.
 
9.) The way we fish for compliments.
 
10.) How cute we are when we argue.
 
11.) The way our hands always find theirs.
 
12.) The way we smile.
 
13.) The way they feel when they see our name on the caller ID, after we just had a big fight.
 
14.) The way we say "Lets not fight anymore" even tho you both know an hour later...
 
15.) The way we kiss them after they do something nice for us.
 
16.) The way we kiss them after they say "I Love You."
 
17.) Really it's just the way we kiss.
 
18.) The way we fall into their arms when we cry.
 
19.) The way we apologize for crying over something silly.
 
20.) The way we hit them and expect it to hurt.
 
21.) Then the way we apologize when it does hurt (even tho they don't admit it.)
 
22.) The way we say "I miss you."
 
23.) The way they miss us.
 
24.) The way our tears make them want to change the world so it doesnt hurt us anymore.

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