The Top Ten Ways You Can Tell Your Dog Has You Under His Thumb
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10) When someone does something that pleases you, you are
inclined to reach in your pocket for a piece of food as a reward. 9) You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but he understands them all. 8) You truly believe that DOG spelled backwards is GOD. 7) When you look to rent or buy a home, you think, "Will my dog like it?" 6) The last one to bed is always you; the dogs make it there first and you fight for your corner because they won't move. 5) You feel the urge to neuter or spay anyone who mistreats their dogs, or allows their dogs to run loose. 4) You hate people that beg, because they just can't get that innocent look like your dog. 3) You can't understand why heads snap around at work when you discuss your "bitch." 2) Your dog decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree. 1) You shovel a zigzag path in the snow so your dog can reach all of his or her favorite spots -Author Unknown |