Jack: me? im dishonest, and a dishonest man u can always trust to be dishonest...honestly. its the honest ones u want to watch out for, becuz u can never predict when theyre gunna do sumthing incredibly...stupid
Me (in french class bein bored and transl8ing random quotes frum potc): Moi? je suis malhonnete, et tu peux toujours compter sur un homme malhonnete pour etre malhonnete- honnetement. ce sont les gens honnetes qu'on doit surveiller, parce que tu ne sais jamias quand ils vont faire quelque chose d'incroyablement stupide!
Will: u cheated!
Jack: pirate!
Elizabeth: captain barbossa, i am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against port royal.
Barbossa: there were alot of long words in that sentence missy, were naught but humble pirates.
Elizabeth: i want u to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: well miss turner, i am disinclined to aquiesce to ur request...*elizabeth looks confused*...means no.
Sara: i am the master of the lint!
Me: when u see the light at the end of the tunnel, hang a left and GO TO HELL!!!
Me: frends are like condoms...they protect u wen things get hard!
Katie: time and time again you fuck me over. well im here to say GO FUCK SUMONE ELSE!!
Tyson: in order to BE the man, u gotta BEAT the man.
Shrek: oh no u wouldnt...ist
Donkey: i am the stair MASTA!
Fat bastard: IZNT this magical!
Austin: it tastes like shit!
Bazil: it IZ shit, austin.
Your lord and master Foamy: DROP THT FUCKER LIKE A ROCK!!!!
Donkey: Shrek, i drank the potion, and now im SEXY!
Shrek: Quick, say sumthing untrue!
Pinoccio: Like what?!
Shrek: Are you wearing women's underwear?
Pinoccio: I most certainly am NOT! *nose grows*
Gingerbread man: ITS A THONG, ITS A THONG!!!
Donkey: Sorry, but the position of annoying talking animal has been filled!
Kurt: I will NOT drop my stick!
There are MANY more to come...i just gotta thinka them first!
