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these are merely a few of the MANY (rather sick) inside jokes that me and my frends have come up with...ps. this page is not for children...plz click onto another page if you're not comfortable with perverted thoughts and profanity ^_^

NEW INSIDERS HAVE BEEN ADDED IN ORANGE AT THE BOTTOM...LOOK FOR MORE NEW ONES, COMING SOON!

Shalty!
The pink sexiness that is Patrick!
Banged-up oobas! (dont ask, i didnt think of it!)
ISNT this magical...
MINIVAN!
SENSELESS! (haha a classic!)
chunk-ish
chunkified
Superbitch! (that wud be me)
Frumpy bitch (that wud be sara)
YOINK! (haha)
COFFEE!!!(lol k8y)
hey sare, do u need a SCREW driver?
SEX-ism
pfft...stupid teachers
gummage
"thanks" lmao
*air quotes*
I LUV U MAN! (lol sara)
mmm...something
*SIRENS* (lmao sare)
mmm...orlando's unspecified body parts (haha)
WOO-HOO!
i need my morning (and afternoon and evening) dose of "him" (lol)
foop
poof
thundertruck
GONK! lmao
"close" talkers
oooh i wanna lick "him" lol
*sigh*
NOTES! (lol k8y)
ooh! i wanna pie "him" in tha face!
the world is a watermelon *plop*
WALMART LIFE! (lol sara)
**** ****** (lol thats how our MASHO game loox, eh sare?)
basement! haha
ass-cial!
kcuf! (lol sare)
tihs
carp (haha like the fish lmao)
purdy flower
hes so pretty!
"867-5309" lmao
oooh hes sooo fiiiiiiiine!
LPS (sara)
PFT (lindsay)
LHB (k8y)
LPB (me)
betty crocker moist and easy (lmao...poor anna)
wen u see the light at the end of the tunnel, hang a left and GO TO HELL! (haha i hafta admit, that was one of my better quickly-thought burns ^_^)
either hes very secure in his masculinity...or he duznt have ne (haha jordan, that wuz gr8)
SCOCIALS! (haha sare)
Fabio the silver blob garden gnome who is also an LPS (lmao poor sara ^_^)
i will NOT drop my stick! (lmao Kurt)
DAMN WE'RE SEXY! (haha Tys)
now WHO can compete with THAT?! (haha Kurt...nice abs lol)
some ppl work better with an open hand! (lmfao sare)
DONT SMACK IT, ITS HARD! (haha sare, that was great)
i now pronounce u mr. and mrs. crackwhore! (lmfao Sare)
im so secky i turn str8 women lesbian! (sare ur sucha dumass! lol)
sara's so sexy she turns str8 men gay! (haha sare that wuz frickin' hilarious!...to me neway...)
dum-hole and ass-ass (lmfao sare that wuz so stupid haha)