A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The
wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The
husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman
wanting to know 'if the coast is clear.'"
Two blondes are walking down the street. One
notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it; looks in the mirror and
says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, Here, let me
see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the
mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me."
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells,
"No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., what's
the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told
her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
