MORE JOKES 12/03
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
A: She believed him.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How does a blonde spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: How does the blonde car pool work?
A: They all meet at work at 7:45.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
Q: If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?
A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.
Q: What can save a dying blonde?
A: Hair transplants.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Thank You Ashie for this contribution!