Ki*me*ra* is a BEAUTIFULLY TOUCHING (not really) love story. This love story comes complete with sadistic killers/vampires, aliens, TUBES, impregnating people, medieval culture, and...NAKED PEOPLE!!
One day, three pods crash on the nitrogen-atmosphered planet known as Earth (hehe, that's what I get for having an Astronomy final the day I write reviews dealing with Earth). When a man so stumblest upon their council, he found nothing. Then a big alien kills his dog... and him.
Two guys, Osamu and Jay, are selling cereal to people. Those crispy corn flakes are SO GOOD! Anyway, as Osamu and Jay are driving along humbly, they so stumblest upon the accident's council (for some reason, I also feel like talking like that dirty old man, SHAKESPEARE!). Osamu goes past some guards after an explosion occurs, and finds a naked woman in a tube. The necklace he is wearing interacts with her and wakes her up. Then they kiss each other (although they seem to ignore the fact that they are separated by a GLASS WALL!!!!).
Jay accuses his father of doing experiments on people. In an effort to find out what his father is really up to, him and Osamu go exploring. They find... DUN DUN DUN! KIMERA. And Osamu so graciously lets her out. After he does this heroic deed, he is informed of some very bad news, dealing directly with his blunder. Oh. no. Whatever will happen to these people and the naked chick, Kimera?
Ahhh... 2 "f" words, extreme gore, nasty comments, a really unnecessary manoge twais thingy going on (I'm not French. Don't flame me for spelling that wrong), and other sexual inferences. So say you it's your 5-year old's birthday party. You want to rent him some of that cool, new-fangled JAPANIMATION (which, by the way, is not the correct term. Get your facts straight...). This would not be the one to pick. Try POKEMON instead. Oh, the Americanized version. The Japanese would have too many inappropriate things in it. Yeah, like cross-dressing, nudity, swearing, among other things.
5/5 Unique, interesting, and good.
5/5 GOO (goo=good).
5/5 Nice and deep.
4/5 It was really, incredibly cheesy. Except for the ending song, which was cool. Sounded like the techno remix of the Inspector Gadget theme.
2/5 Really, that wasn't what my eyes wanted to see.
3/5 Kimera never wears any clothes except for a lab coat. But there's no detail.
1/5 It was VERY violent. It was good.
5/5 Good for the time it was made.
3/5 Swearing! "F" crap!
5/5 I really liked it, but it could have been better.
Totals: 38/50, or very good. It's just rated low because it is rated MATURE on the back of the box. I can see why.
Well, this was not NEARLY as explicit as I've heard. Ya, ya, threesome, shmeesome. (lovely scene, I say. *blegh*) But nothing important happens, so feel free to FAST FORWARD!!
Well, now with that out of the way, on to the story. There's a crash of a.. something. OOH, MYSTERIOUS!!!!!!!! They extract a three tubes, but two are empty; one contains a girl. Her name is Kimera. WOW! Never saw THAT one coming. (I say it should have been named "The Wonderful Super Happy Fun SD Sexy Adventures of Kimera the Weird Girl in a Tube") Well, of COURSE, these guys named Osamu and Jay stumble upon it. NEVER!! Well, Osamu decides to make out with Kimera, despite the fact that she is in a tube. Oh well. Let's fog up the glass, baby! With those sexy skinny arms of yours!! MMmmmm... I am only kidding. Well, eventually, with the fight of Kimera's brother Kianu (who loves her. In a incestish sort of way. But he lacks the proper male functions to make a child with her. STINK-EE!), with the Red Guy. (I forgot his name and I just watched it.) It's pretty good, but just fast-forward through the threesome scene if you don't like that sort of stuff. That, and Kimera likes ot make out with anyone and everyone. ^_^ What fun... -_-()
5/5 Pretty GOO! (goo=good)
5/5 By the end, Kimera was still making out with everyone. Jay was not seen again, Osamu was still talking about nothing in particular, and Kianu was still chopping people up and re-attaching his body with severed rotting arms.
5/5 Yeah, something like that.
4/5 I DID like it, it was just REALLY CHEESY.
3/5 Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesommmmmmmmmme. But only Kimera was naked, so I wasn't toally seeing how they were.. um.. PLANNING on this, but hey! Whatever works.. *I think*
3/5 Kimera was naked the whole time. She wore a lab coat, but that was usually soaked in blood.
2/5 LOTS!! One guy's eyeball got popped out, lots of dead people sitting around, rotting pieces of people, mentions of cadavers (those are people who donate their bodies to science so aspiring doctors can autopsy them), etc. etc.
5/5 It was pretty good.
3/5 The usual and two "f"'s. OH THE HORROR!! Never.
5/5 OVERALL, it was pretty good. Minus the sex-ee stuff, it would have been a bit better. Oh well. I can't have my way ALL the time, now can I? ^_- Twas loverly..
Totals: 41/50, or pretty good. Was pretty good, but as I said a gazillion times before, the threesome shmeesome. ^_^ Whatever.,.
TOTALS (both reviews coined together) 39.5/50. Goo. Very goo.
**We rented this from Comic Junction, professionally done, dubbed, and... god... we hope it was uncut. If it wasn't... who KNOWS what else was in there!. ***