Heather's Outlanders Review
An alien princess named Kam goes to earth. She is supposed to destroy it, but she finds it hard when there is a guy taking pictures of her killing people. She kisses him, and magically he can speak her language. Kam takes him (his name is Tetsuya) back to her ship, where he learns that they are engaged.
Tetsuya doesn't want to be married at first, and shows it by telling Kam so. He acts all snotty about it and she wants to beat him up for it. Suddenly, Kam's friend, Battia, (she's also a general in the army of their planet) and asks her who this young man is. She tells Battia that he is her fiance, to which Tetsuya responds "I HAVE A NAME! I AM TETSUYA!" Battia looks at him closer and says he looks like a chimpanzee. Then Kam gets mad at her for saying that and they get in a fight. Tetsuya tries to break it up, and flies between the two. He trips and stumbles towards Kam. For support he grabs on to her and rips her towel off (Kam had just gotten out of the shower before this scene), and lands between her legs.
Well anyway, enough of that. Kam goes to show Tetsuya to her father. Kam's daddy does not like Tetsuya and orders him to be destroyed. Kam tries to talk her dad out of destroying earth, which he will not do. So she gets mad and stomps off to save her beloved soon-to-be husband. Somehow, they need to make everything work out so that Kam and Tetsuya can be together (and get some alone-time at that!), save the earth, and save the rest of their friends without angering the king again.
5/5 It was cute-cute.
5/5 Good, even though it was only 50 minutes long.
5/5 Not a real plotty show, but good nonetheless.
5/5 Starry eyes, holy eyes, kiss you, I want you, love me, never leave, TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT! I liked it.
3/5 Um... there was a lot. I think the whole show revolved around sex jokes, having sex, and thinking about it.
3/5 They are nakee a lot (the above works better that way.)
4/5 Yeah. There was blood and gore galore, hehehe.
5/5 Typical 80's animation.
4/5 Whoo, sex jokes and swearing, yes there was.
Totals: 44/50, or very good. It was full of more adultish humor. But I am a BIG fan of Johji Manabe, who did this as well as other good shows like Capricorn.
Tetsuya's planet is invaded by Princess Kam, to find the "representative". She kills a lot of people. It's good and gory! She captures Tetsuya, a photographer. He wakes up in her ship. He finds out he's gonna get married to her! Tetsuya is NOT too sure of this! While Kam is in the bath, Tetsuya tries to blackmail them into bringing him home. So Kam tries to kill him, fighting only in a towel. (how'd we guess?) Then, Kam's friend comes aboard. her name is Battia. SHE tries to kill Tetsuya, the "chimpanzee". Soon enough, though, Kam has to return to her father. Kam's father does NOT approve of Tetsuya. He sends him off top the PITS!! AUGH!! Yeah. Kam's friend saves Tetsuya from the pits, and brings him back to Kam. They run off again. Will they ever live happily? Ya never know with Johji Manabe!! I LOVE HIS WORK!!
5/5 Really good, and really short! (a grand total OF... 50 minutes!!)
5/5 Nah, not really. But I liked the characters! They were so cute!
5/5 No. Not really "plotty" It is one of those things you like for no apparent reason!!
5/5 (STARRY EYES! HOLY EYES! KISS YOU I WANT YOU LOVE ME NEVER LEAVE TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!!) Gotta love the beat of the 80's!
3/5 Plenty! The whole movie was based upon sex, but it was FUNNY, not too dirty!
3/5 Eh, they're naked all the time.
4/5 YEAH!! Good and gory, the way I like 'em!
4/5 Pretty decent stuff, if I do say so myself.
4/5 Yeah, they swore. Big deal.
5/5 It was a cute little trip!
Totals: 44/50, or good! It was so funny! Kam acts like me sometimes. Except I don't do the naked stuff.
TOTALS (both reviews coined together) 44/50. Goo. Very goo.
*** A rent from Comic Junction. Dubbed, uncut ***