Heather's Vampire Hunter D Review
Ok. To start off with, there is a young girl named Doris and her brother who need help. They need to find a Vampire Hunter who is good enough to defeat Count ?. The only one who is good enough is D, of course. They need D to defeat the Count or else he will take Doris as his wife, for as long as Doris is alive. The Count takes a wife about every 100 years or so. He had two children- one with his previous wife, and one with another woman.
The rest of the story revolves around how D will save Doris, whom he seems to be very attracted to in his own vampirish weird sort of way, and her annoying little brother who actually is cute, but still annoying.
4/5 It was pretty good, I liked it enough.
4/5 Well, Doris, her brother, and Count were all very stereotypical. D was cool.
4/5 It wasn't all that deep, but it was still good.
5/5 Has some cool songs from what I can remember.
4/5 Doris loves D and tells him she does. People constantly try to grab her, because she is cute and stuff.
4/5 Doris's boob falls out of her dress, she takes a shower in one scene, some snake-women are nakee.
3/5 Lotsa blood, guts, being torn apart, etc etc. Very detailed insides!
5/5 It was okay for the time it was made, I suppose...
5/5 They swore some, not that big of a deal.
5/5 I actually found myself attached to this one in spite of the somewhat lower of a score it received.
Totals: 43/50, it was pretty well made for the time and I recommend it to fans of the occult, or people who like violence and weird stuff in general.
Eeeky eeeky!! I tell you, this was one good movie!! Well... my only problem was.. (dun dun DUN!!) the dubbing. IT WAS AWFUL!! Well, the voices did NOT match the characters AT ALL!! Too.. stereotypical! The Count, he talked like 'I VANT to SUCK your BLOOD!!' You know, the typical vampire voice. On with the review..
Eeeky eeeky! So, Doris and her aggravating little brother, need help. The Count wasts to have Doris as his wife. Why? Because he does, that's why. Her brother does not like this idea, almost as much as Doris hates it. Not to mention the Hanagata look-alike who also did not appreciate this! (Hanagata is from Saber Marrionette J, for those uninformed! -_o) But, turning down this poo-poo head's proposal isn't a good idea. So, we need to rip his brains out!! How dare he propose! Well.. Doris isn't capable enough to kill him, but there IS one other person who is.. D. She finds D. That is good. D helps. That is also good. But the Count steals Doris. That would be bad. Then, D wants to sve Doris. This would be good. But the Count has different ideas. This would be bad. Good and bad battle it out again!
5/5 Eeeky eeeky!
5/5 Goo.. but... Why do all the kids have different accents? And so cheesy?
5/5 GOOOOOO!! (eeeky)
5/5 I liked it!
4/5 The snake women were.. odd.. to say the least. The VERY least.
3/5 GORE!!! GORE!!! YAY!! Oh.. um, monsters get chopped up, hands get severed.. etc.. they eat dirt and grass... and they make big whirlwinds... I thought it was burping. But.. that's just me! I learned more about anatomy from this movie than I did in Health.
5/5 Good for the 80's.
4/5 Uh... pooey head!
5/5 I liked it very very much.
Totals: 44/50, or I VANT to SUCK your BLOOD.. but only if you have a face on your left hand too.
TOTALS: 44.5/50 Groodly groo. (good) (eeeky eeeky)
***Rented unedited, going to be owned. All this would be dubbed.***