bleach

blew / floyd the barber / about a girl / school / love buzz / paper cuts / negative creep /

scoff / swap meet / mr moustache / sifting / big cheese / downer

 

Blew

Oh, if you wouldn't mind I would like to blew
And if you wouldn't mind I would like to lose       
So if you wouldn't care I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain         
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

Verse
Chorus x2

You could do anything x8

 

Floyd the Barber

Hello toilet trained, "Come on in." 
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved 
And I was shaved
And I was shamed

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

chorus
Uhh x2

I sense others in the room         
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff

chorus

 

About a Girl

I need an easy friend
I do... with an ear to lend
I do... think you fit this shoe
I do... won't you have a clue          


I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night for free

I'm standing in your line
I do... hope you have the time
I do... pick a number two             
I do... keep a date with you

Chorus
Repeat first verse
chorus

Oh, I can't see you every night...for free
I do... x4

 

School

Won't you believe it
It's just my luck x4

No recess x3

Verse 
chorus

You're in high school again x7

No recess x7

 

Love Buzz

Would you believe me when I tell you
You're the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems

Can you feel my love buzz x4

Verse
Chorus

pssst... yeah x2
Love buzz x4
Ahhhhh

 

Paper Cuts

At my feeding time
She pushes food through the door      
I crawl towards the cracks of light  
Sometimes I can't find my way
Newspapers spread around
Soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again
A good hosing down

The lady whom I feel maternal love for
Cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twist and masturbate

Ahhhhh...
I'd save some x3                          

Black windows of paint             
I scratch with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try to escape
They bring out the older ones
They pointed my way
They come with the flashing lights
And take my family away

And very later I have learned to
Accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement
And that is why I'm here with you
Ow...to take me with your right  

 

Negative Creep

This is out of our range x3
And it's grown     
This is getting to be x3
Drone
I'm a negative creep x3
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep x3
And ohhhh... ohhh...

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more x6

This is out of our range x3
And it's grown
This is getting to be x3
Like drone
I'm a negative creep x3
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep x3
And ahhhh... ahhhh...

chorus

Yeah
Drone
Stoned

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more x13

Scoff

In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, It's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it

Gimme back my alcohol x6
Now gimmie back x3

Give me all your... x6

Repeat verse

Gimmie back my alcohol x6
Now gimmie back x3

chorus

Yeah...

chorus

Ahhhh... Ohhh...

 

Swap Meet

They lead a lifestyle that is comfortable
They travel far to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The kind with seashells, driftwood, and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show

Chorus

Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keep the bitterness close to the heart

Verse 
Chorus
Verse
Chorus

Mr. Moustache

Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom
Yes I eat cow, I am not proud
Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my temptations
Take my hand and give it cleaning
As I eat cow, I am not proud

Easy in an easychair
Poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
Seal it in a box                              

I'm new x2

Verse
chorus

I'm new x4
Ahhh....

 

Siftingting

Afraid to grade
Wouldn't it be fun
Cross, self-loss
Wouldn't it be fun
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun
Some fear none
Wouldn't it be fun

chorus
Your eyes... Teacher said x3
Teacher said... Preacher said

"Don't have nothing for you" x7

Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun
Cold and coals
Wouldn't it be fun

chorus

"Don't have nothing for you" x7

Big Cheese

Big cheese Make me
Mine says, "Go to the office"           
Big cheese Make me
Mine says, "What'd I say?"         

Black is black, no trading back           
We were enemies                       
Sure you are, what am I             
We were enemies

Big lies Make my
Mine says, "Go to the office"
Big cheese Make me
Message? What is it?

Black is black, no trading back          
We were enemies
She is glue, how about you?
                
Big Cheese Make me
Mine says, "Go to the office"
Big Cheese Make me
Mine says, "What the la"

chorus

Black is black, no trading back
We were enemies
Sure you are, what am I
We were enemies
She is glue, how about you
Sure you are, what am I

Ohhhhh, nice

 

Downer

Butchered sincerity, act out of loyalty
Defend your true country, wish away pain   
Hand out lobotomies, to save little families
Surrealistic fantasy, bland, boring, plain 

Hold me down in restitution
Living out your day of fusion 
Is the whole fleece, shun in bastard
Don't feel guilty, master writing
Somebody says that they're not much like I am 
I know I can
Make enough of the words You go along
And sing your song

Sickening pessimists, hypocrite master 
Conservative communists, apocalyptic bastards
Thank you, dear God for putting me on this Earth
I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst

chorus

Doubt it


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