Guestbook

This site is dedicated not only to Barbara and John

But to all the deranged fans who went along

With serious damage to their funny bone

With this show which turned many a stone

And more bugs cooked than in Yahoo

Nah...that can't be true...

Please show your appreciation here

By signing this guestbook so near

I just wished the TV Food Network had arranged

To have had this cooking show for the deranged

Instead of that no talent bum named Bobby Flay

Who John and Barbara can cook rings around any day..

So...before anything else gets changed

I wish for you to sign my guestbook for the deranged...

Ludwig van Catt