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Hello. My name is Alex, but all my friends call me X-treme Madness or Axshun Man, or Captain Sandwich or something awesome like that. I'm part superhero, part ninja, part CIA agent, all wicked awesome. Everyone knows I'm awesome, but some people deny it because they're lame. Those people include Davey Havok, Nelly, and the Power Rangers. Enjoy the site.













































So far 50 Million people have visited my site

*new* The Top 10 Worst Commercials on TV.

MY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Check out these RADICAL pictures I took in Boring, OR

The life of a penguin is the life for me.

Don't you love it when people state the obvious?

Everybody drop what you're doing and watch Green Day be different!

You aren't an idiot...

If Constantine were a dog, it would be a poodle

I hate college students

Looks like I struck a nerve of fans from The Used, so good.

White Noise, an (almost) perfect movie

My New Year's Resolutions

Merry Christmas!

Blogs suck.

Proof of the existence of Bigfoot!

I've Been Sued pt. 3!

I've Been Sued pt. 2!

I've Been Sued!

THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO AFI

Whoever Gave Me this Dreaded Cold is Gonna get it!!!!!!