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Everybody wants to know what's wrong with the world, and only I have the answer. Actually, I have three:

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I am tired of hearing about Green Day's stupid anti-Bush CD. Oh wow, Green Day are anti-Bush now? Way to jump on the bandwagon, posers. And now just since they have put out a punk rock opera, they are automatically Grammy material. Why do I even watch the Grammy's? They suck. AC/DC never even gets nominated. But back to Green Day, they aren't even punk, so I guess their latest album is simply a rock opera, and last time I checked rock operas weren't that popular. What gives?

Now all of a sudden some of my friends who don't even like rock are singing Boulevard of Crappy Song Names non-stop. It sucks. I can't get away from them. I hate when people say "If you don't like Green Day then you are a real American Idiot" because whenever someone tells me that joke they always forget the punchline. You know, the part where the joke gets funny. Oh well. The bottom line is: Green Day is ruining the world.